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Austin Powers


Oh, contrare baby...
Do I make you horny...
I bet she shags like a minx...
Yeah baby, yeah!
One Swedish made...
C'mon baby! Work with me people...
Oh, yeah capitalism...
NERD ALERT!!
Mr. Burt Bacharach
How Did This Get In Here?
Is It Cold In Here?
Sorry I Didn't Know!
Ain't My Bag, Baby!
Sound As A Pound
What It Is All About?
Allow Myself To...
You're "Shagadelic"
It's My Kind Of Happening Baby!!
I won't bite...hard
You know for giggles baby
When you see this jet a rockin...
Danger's my middle name...
I have to save the world...
Shall we shag now...
Oh, groovy baby!
Hello, hello

Vanessa Kensington


Sailors
I Never Forget A Pussy...Cat
In A Nutshell
Uranus
In The Back And Shag!!
Never Have Sex With You!!

Dr. Evil


That makes me angry...
One Simple Request
An evil vet...
Welcome to my underground lair...
An overly elaborate and exotic death...
Begin the unnecessarily slow dipping...
I want chicken; I want l liver...
There's nothing like a shorn scrotum...
Throw me a frickin bone here...
This organization will not tolerate failure...
Land Owners
One Million Dollars!
I like to see girls of that caliber
Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers?
No, I expect them to die.
I'm going to place them and easily escapable situation...
Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!
I have one simple request...
Silence, Number 2!
I didn't spend six years in evil medical school...
Come give your father a hug.
You just don't get it, do ya?
I'm hip, I'm with it.
Ok, you have to tell me these things people...
Shhh!
Ozone Layer

Other Characters


This is my confidential secretary...
Always After Me Lucky Charms
Hello Austin, I'm Basil Exposition...
Get away from me you lazy eyed psycho!
Guy In The Bathroom
Beavis And Butthead
Febots
Big Boy