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Lloyd


Why are you going to the airport?
I bet I can get you gambling by the end of the day.
Lloyds special feeling for Mary.
Aspen, California
Feels good to mingle with the country folk
Eat her liver with some fava beans
Excuse me, Flo
They always freakout when you leave the scene
John Denver is full of sh*t
Lloyd tells Harry where to sign
You are one pathetic loser
Lloyd's personal hell
Our pets heads are falling off
Pills are good!
Mary, the raging alcholic
What Lloyd wants to do to a school
Lloyds view on the elderly
Chicks love it, it's the shaggin waggon
What's the Soup of the Day?
Suck me sideways
Lloyd calling Harry a wussy
BigGulps huh?
No, and I don't care!
Getting trapped under a gas truck, that's the worst
You hungry? No, I ate a june bug eariler
It's ok, I'm a limo driver
Pullover, no cardagin. Thanks for asking
I was robbed by a little ol lady
Saddle up partner
Tractor beam, sucked me right in
Do you realize what you've done?
I got worms

Harry


Unless you want to work 40 hours a week.
Just give me the damn number
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
Harry and Lloyd singing Monkingbird
Harry paying attention
Some philly break your heart?
Harry's bathroom problems
You know what chaps my ass?
Footlong, who got the footlong?
Lloyd, Mr. French Tickler
Look at the funbags on that hosehound
Nice set of hooters you got there

Other Characters


Kick his ass Seabass
Prettybird, Prettybird
Give me the booze.