WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Chris-leo the lion...grrrr
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN DRACULA AND FRANKENSTEIN?
Chris-no contest...frank could wait until sunrise and stake him
WHICH OF YOUR SONGS DO YOU THINK YOU PUT THE MOST EFFORT INTO WRITTING?
Chris-if you're thinking too much, the more difficult it becomes to say
anything worth while
THE PROFESSOR OR GINGER?
Chris-tina louise is good stuff but then again the prof looks good in khakis
HOW DO YOU USUALLY WRITE SONGS?
Chris-in the car, in the shower, late at night in my pajamas
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
Chris-is it true that dogs are color-blind?...if so, then I too am color blind
in observance of this injustice.
HOW DID YOU MEET MARLEY?
Chris-she's so pretty, its a shame...we met at the animal shelter
WHICH ONE OF YOUR SONGS IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Chris-‘julia, you have no heartbeat' seems nice
HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 3 PIECE RR AND 4 PIECE RR?
Chris-stagnation vs. evolution
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU ONSTAGE?
chris-playing with assholes
WHO WAS YOUR FAVORITE BAND TO OPEN FOR?
chris-everclear because art would remind me everyday how well they were doing
and how bad we were doing
WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HEAR SING ONE OF YOUR SONGS?
Chris-tony bennett or johnny cash
WHAT'S THE WORST THING ABOUT THE MUSIC BIZ?
Chris-it is a wonderful & nuturing playground of mischief...for the truth on
this subject and to really get a handle on what goes on, please watch
‘the manchurian candidate' or ‘evil dead II'
WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING IN A BAND?
Chris-sleeping with mike lustig
Chris-this interview rocked
