Actual Signs Across The USA

               "Hmmm...sounds like           "We can never have a Stephen King novel."           too much 'stuff.'"

        "Run, Bullwinkle, run!!"        "This town is trying to reduce                                                    its local population.

           "Thanks, but I think I'll               "Do you reckon they ran   just keep driving."                      out of Canola oil?"

           "I believe I'll just keep        "Maybe the sign should shopping at Kroger              have read "Pass With Supermarkets."                  Care - Right Side Up."

        "Younger painters           "Perfect road for a need not apply!"                      getaway."

                 "Besides, they aren't                     "Why not?"           in season right now!"

                "Oh, there has to be some           "I wonder how long they'd circumstance when                 remain your best friend?" it's allowed."

                "Who says you can't be"           "Oh, I don't know! As far as in two places at once?"               killing ourselves is concerned                                       - worries...church -                                                     sounds like a tossup to me."

                "They actually have to       "Make your choice and put a sign up to keep             start your engines!" people from doing this?"

               "Fast elderly people                       "DUH!!"    must cross elsewhere."

Sure hope everyone brought along an empty coffee can or a mason jar!"

Now, as you drive down the highways and byways, enjoy these funny signs. If you ever come across

a two-story outhouse - Use the upper one! "-)

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~MERRY CHRISTMAS HONEY~
~WINTER WONDERLAND~**
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~ALL MY LOVE FOR CHRISTMAS~**
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Created 11/17/02 Modified 11/30/03 Updated 12/04/04