Hey, this is pretty clever. It's the third letter, and it has a theme of 3. Get it? I have to write down my three biggest worries and send it back to them. That's pretty, um... what's the word... dumb. If I do all this, something that's never going to happen to me will happen. I know that's true, already. I've never had surgery before, but I will on Friday. It's obviously an act of God, who, evidently doesn't want my to sit for a week.

Ok, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they're right about all this. Let's keep going.