Satan cannot stop God from loving me. Golly. And all this time I thought the powers of evil were greater than good. Huh. And God and the Mystery Minister want me to be blessed with money. I really want to know who this guy is. Maybe then I can talk with him personally. Maybe he'll give me an email address or something.

So, anyway, I'm supposed to wrap my money around the Magical Mysterious Miracle Money Pack and send it back, because "God is endeavoring to release this blessing now." No doubt the Mystery Minister has a hand in this as well. Let's move on.