Here's page 1:
As usual, the letter has randomly underlined and bold words. It's a pretty tired gimmick, though. They should come up with something better, like varying font colors and sizes. Also, in the little preface there, they decided to type in ALL CAPS TO GET THEIR POINT ACROSS. I wonder if they're aware that ALL CAPS IMPLIES SHOUTING.
Evidently, Satan is trying to keep me from gaining material wealth. Lucky for my, I have this letter and two blessed coins. Woohoo! I'm already gettin money! This is pretty exciting news. Let's go on to page 2.
