Now there's a little request form thingy, and there's also a neat picture of someone doing something holy. I'm supposed to fill in how much money I plan on giving God (i.e. their church). It has to be the most I can offer, or else God can't help me, because God's saving up for a starship, and he doesn't want to waste time with ne'er-do-wells like myself.
Maybe I'll send them their two coins back.
