Homosexuality was invented in Great Britain in the late 1960s as a means of offending God, corrupting children, and wiping out humanity. It was brought to the United States by the satan-worshipping homosexual David Bowie in the 1970s, where it gained a strong foothold on American culture.

Homosexual, or "gay", men come in two varieties. The more traditional gays are characterized by hairy bodies, an affinity for motorcycles, and a penchant for leather and chains. Most of them are angry drunks who will jump at any opportunity to rape a man. The other variety is the more modern and socially "acceptable" gay, characterized by their strong fashion sense and their effeminite demeanors, as seen in such TV shows as Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. The homosexual female counterparts, or lesbians, are all identifiable by their male truck-driver-esque fashion sense and behavior.

Homosexuality is as harmful as it is unnatural. Gays prefer to engage in wild uncontrollable sex orgies, in which men will have multiple partners at the same time, spreading disease from one to another. A common practice among gay men is the so-called "mantrain", in which a group of gay men all line up and engage in intercourse with the men in front of and behind them. Lesbian sex acts, on the other hand, are virtually nonexistent. With the complete lack of penetration, lesbians tend to turn angry and bitter toward the rest of the world.

Because homosexuals are unable to reproduce, they must resort to recruitment. Since the late 1980s, the homosexual agenda has become more and more prevalent in American society. Gays meet on a monthly basis in secret clubs and organizations, many of which are sponsored by colleges and universities, paid for by your tax dollars, where they engage in group sex and discuss ways of furthering their agenda and expanding their influence. Their number one target is, of course, children. In fact, 98.5% of all child molestations are performed by homosexuals. In the past, when homosexuality was a social taboo, children were afraid to come forward. In modern times, however, now that society considers it ok to be gay, more children are speaking out about their experiences and coming out of the closet, as well.

The ultimate goal of the homosexual agenda is to turn the entire worldly population gay. The homosexuals gain a sick satisfaction of offending God and serving satan, as well as corrupting children. They will not rest until they have conquored the world and wiped out all God-fearing heterosexuals, so that the human race can die off. Homosexuality is an evil cancer on our society. It is every righteous man's duty to put an end to it.