Ooh! I can be the first on my block to stick a sticky to my chest! No thanks. Is this the only way God can work for me? If I send a hair sample to Oklahoma?

Wait. It's not just a Post-It. It's a Yes Lord Prayer. Well, that changes everything. I'll just stick it right here. Gosh. I feel blessed already. But look. It was supposed to happen like this. God will grant me whatever I ask for, and it's thanks to this "St. Matthew 18:19 Prayer and prayed-over letter of Bible power". "Enabling Bible power, Captain." "Quick, Bibleman! Use your Bible power!"

Sorry. Let's move on.