And it's another page crammed with testamonials.
You'd think with as much mail they've been sending, they'd think I got the idea. God will do great things if I send them money. To be honest, this whole Purple Ribbon Letter isn't doing much for me. They haven't done anything really interesting. Everything in this letter has been done before. You have your purple doohickey that you're supposed to sleep with, ,your magical mystery letter, and all the testamonials you can handle.