So, we have a lady trying to take a nap on her Bible. Obviously, she's thinking about seeking and finding. On the next page, it has instructions for becoming Christian.
1. Admit you are a sinner.
Ok, I'm a sinner.
2. Repent your sins.
Erm, sorry, God, or Yahweh, or Jehovah, or Allah, or Vishnu, or whoever.
3. Commit yourself to Jesus.
Wait. I have to make a commitment? What is this? A wireless plan?
4. Confess him before men.
Huh? What does that mean? Should I stand in the locker room and say, "I confess Jesus"? I'm a little confused.
5. Once you have been saved, identify with a local church and get your ass baptized.
Is this like some sort of Jesus starter kit?
Anyway, on to One of many pictures.
