Part 3: "Do You Kung-Fu?"


Applicant Number One-Hundred Forty-Eight:

(Applicant Number 148 approached the table where Mars and RK were sitting. He was dressed in a head-to-toe black Ninja outfit.)

Applicant #148: “I am the Kung-Fu Karate Master!”

(Mr. Kung-Fu (hereafter known as Mr. K-F) strikes a pose. Then he claps his hands together and gestures broadly.)

Mr. K-F: “A demonstration!”

RK: “I really don’t think that is necessary…”

Mr. K-F: “Of course it is necessary! How else will you judge whether I am a worthy housemate or not?”

Mars: (muttering beneath her breath) “Maybe by your sanity, nitwit.”

(Mr. K-F jumps into the air and does a flying spin-kick, landing agilely a few feet away. He continues a rather well-practiced routine.)

(RK talking to Mars.)

RK: “Dude, wot’s he doing?”

Mars: “Apparently it’s his demonstration.”

RK: (whining) “Make him stop, Mars.”

(Mars sighs, then grabs a tazer from beside her chair. She gets up and meanders over to Mr. K-F.)

Mr. K-F: “Ah! You’ve come to face me to further test my abilities I see!”

Mars: “No.”

(*Zzzzzttttt* Mars zaps Mr. K-F with the tazer.)

Mr. K-F: “AAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!”

(Mr. K-F falls twitching to the floor.)

Mars: “Security!”

(The Stormtrooper guard snaps to attention and hustles over to Mars.)

Mars: (pointing) “Remove *that*, will you? Thanks.”

Stormtrooper: (saluting) “Yes, Sir!”

(Mars saunters back over to the table where RK had gotten her Big Gulp container and filled it with Jolt.)

RK: “You tazer 'im?”

Mars: “You better believe it.”

RK: “Kewl. Next!”


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