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RK: “Whaha! 80w |>0\/\/|\| 70 |>4 L337 |\/|@573|2, p47|-|3+!|< m0|2+@L 83I|\|9z! 3y3 |<00d |<|2|_|5|-| y|_||2 7!|\|y 80|>33z w17|-| 0|\|3 5M@5h 4 m@ m3y37y f157!”

Mars: “Dude, you are not the L337 Master.”

RK: “Shut up, dude. I’m putting the P|-|34|2 of |\/|@ L337 5|<1LLz into them.”

Mars: “You ain’t g07z no L337 5k!lLLz.”

RK: “Shut up, man. I 90+z |\/|@|> L337 5|<1LLz.”

Mars: “You’re terrorizing an ant hill.”

RK: “Don’t make me kick your butt.”

Mars: “Um, they’re crawlin’ up your leg, buddy. You might want to do somethin’ ‘bout that.”

RK: “Aagh! Die evil cretins!”

(Starts to stomp on ant hill while laughing maniacally.)

(Mars grabs RK and starts to drag her away.)

RK: “Nooo! I haven’t finished abolishing the rebel uprising with my L337|\|355, yet! PH34|2 |\/|3, minions!”

Mars: “Dude, you scare me.”


1 "Whaha! Bow down to the L337 Commander, pathetic mortal beings! I could crush you with one smash of my mighty fist!"


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