Paul McDermott's 10 Commandments

• Thou shalt do drugs and tell them Paul sent thee
• In college thou shall not study thou shall have sex and drink
• Thou shalt hate the mateship of Australia
• Thou shalt be in the Audience of GNW every week
• Thou MUST have a midlife crisis at 18
• Thou shalt get out of Canberra ASAP
• Thou shalt never use our God's name in Profanity
• The only other God thou shall be permitted to worship is the the Great Lettuce
• Thou shall swear at as many elderly people as possible
• Thou shall only listen to DAAS

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*Note. These commandments may not be the official beliefs of the God*