Parasite Pikachu

(My aren't we a bitter man?)

Duke: Shut the f*** up!

Ragnarok: So, lets see. Pikachu has gone berserk, and crashed through the floor. From my viewpoint, the hole in the floor is the size of a Mac truck.

Hasno: Yeah, that's one damn big hole.

RtR: Hey, what's that noise outside?

:: RtR and Hasno ran outside. In the sky, three bright lights appeared on the horizon. One streaked ahead, while two others lagged behind. The lead fighter crashed into the ground, plowing a 1/4 mile long furrow in the ground. Moments later, the other two fighters gently landed on the ground. The pilots of the two intact craft leapt out, while the third pilot crawled out choking.::

BMS: Madgrad, you dumb f***, you had to hit that button didn't you?

Madgrad: uuuuuugggggghhhhhh

Mark: No, couldn't wait with the rest of us could you? Noooooo, had to hit the afterburner didn't you?

Madgrad: *cough*Shut up!*cough* Hey, but it did look cool didn't it?

BMS: Well, yeah.....hey look! Its RtR and Hasno!

RtR: Hey gang, nice job taking out the RBFOWP.

Madgrad: *hack*thanks*hack*

Hasno: But, ugh, we have another ...minor...problem..

Mark: What have you done now?

RtR: Well, its not REALLY our fault. Its just that Pikachu went kinda insane.

Hasno: Yeah, now he has injected himself with weird mitochondria, and he mutated. The last time we saw him, he was growing.

RtR: Now he dived under the stage, and left a hole so big that even the Green Bay offense could get through it.

Madgrad: I leave for three damn days, and what the hell happens?

Mark: Forget it, lets just get in there and take him out.

:: And so the five heroes entered the building. After climbing on stage, they stared down into the huge hole::

Madgrad: Now thats big.

BMS: You mean we gotta go down there?

Mark: Anyone got a flashlight?

RtR: Well, at least there looks to be light down there. Oh, hey does anyone else hear water running?

Madgrad: Let me check a few things with ya'll okay?

BMS: Go for it.

Madgrad: One, a pokemon has gotten so damn big that he left THAT hole in the floor?

Hasno: Yeah.

Madgrad: Two, all we have is a couple of pistols?

RtR: Yeah.

Madgrad: Three, we have no light?

RtR: Yeah.

Madgrad: And we are supposed to go down there? Gimme a hell no!

Mark: And um, I do have to comment here too. BMS, while black looks nice on you, is it really a good idea to wear a low cut black cock tail dress with high heel pumps?

BMS: It really does slim my hips don't ya think?

Madgrad: No. Now onto something completely different. Before my sorry @ss goes down there, I'm gonna get me some guns.

RtR: Hell yeah. But where can we find guns around here?

Madgrad: Hell, every time Godzilla comes into Tokyo, you always see a large well armed army. They gotta have some cool stuff.

::And so, the five heroes went to the nearest military base, to arm themselves::

Duke: F***ing losers! I never go anywhere without my guns! Never go unprepared. Listen to the man!

(You are totally unqualified for the job of omnipresent announcer aren't you?)

Duke: You are so gay.

:: Back to the armory::

Madgrad: Ooooooo, I like, I like. Twin H&K MP-5 submachine guns with laser sights. Mmmmmm...

Mark: I got my AK-47 wit bannanna clips.

Hasno: I got the PSG-1. FINALLY! I could have brought my own, but no! Friggin airport wouldn't let me bring it into this stinkin country!

BMS: Does he ever shut up? Oh, I got the rocket launcher.

RtR: Whats left? WOW! A fully loaded flame thrower. Its time for a pokemon BBQ!

:: This ends today's installment of our serial. Tune in next time when our fully armed heroes take the battle to the evil Pikachu!::