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The Summoning(To all our fellow primates out there, this is our story to date. Before the demise of Ultra Game Players, Bill the almighty sealed the magazine's two most powerful demigods into the depths of Video Game Hell. But because of tears within the very fabric of VGH due to the release of so many bad games to capitolize on the holiday season; the Evil Antler God (EAG) was able to escape. Now in this world, he has turned evil both the ANGL and two members of Rabid Monkey, one of which happens to be the leader of the SSGFF...)EAG: Mwahahaha! My plan is in full effect, with the power of the Beanie Baby Army, the now, with the power of EAGL and my two generals we now form the... EVIL-BMS: The EVIL Monkey Crew! (EMC) EVIL-MADGRAD: None shall stand before us! Not even Ragnarok the Fool or Mark Masterb**ion! *Do the trademark EVIL LAUGH* (Meanwhile, the SSGFF has taken drastic measures. Don Luigi has taken full control of the group and assigned Princess Zelda and Ragnarok the Red to the Special Ops division, of which RtR is now the temp. leader.) Zelda: Ow taka showa foh vewy lung tahm! RtR: Commander Luigi, what is she doing? DL: She-is-a-chanting. She-musta-summon-the-only-one-who-can-a-defeat-the-Evil-Antler-God, and-a-return-Miguel, Madgrad, and-a-the-ANGL-to-us. RtR: She's summoning Bill? DL: Oh, hell-a-no! He's-gotta-new-job-now! RtR: Then you must mean..! Zelda: Ah luvah u loonga time soldyah boyyyyyy!!! *POOF* Gazuga: Who hast awoken me? I was just in the middle of a game of Cosmic Race with Scott Baio! RtR: So that's what happened to him... Zelda: Mighty Gazuga, I have summoned you to this world for a reason... Gazuga: So it was you! Send me back NOW you pointy-eared-freaky-lookin-elfin girl. (Zelda pimp slaps Gazuga into submission) Gazuga: (now whimpering in corner) W..wait, p..p..please stop! Zelda: YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITIAH! RtR: Damn, girl you GO! Zelda: *BLUSH* Thanks Ragamuffin. RtR: Oy... Zelda: Gazuga! Your most hated rival of ol', the Evil Antler God, has escaped from his confines in VGH and is now wreaking havoc with the natural order of things in our world. Gazuga: And you summoned me here to set that bitch straight? DL: Thats-a-right! Gazuga: And what's in it for me? RtR: You get to go back and play, *SHIVER* Cosmic Race with your..umm..buddy, Scott. Gazuga: Oh boy! Consider it done! (And so begins another epic clash between EVIL and, uhh, not-so-evil. Tune in next time when Mark must deal with the vile EVIL Leah Clones.)
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