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Evil Madgrad's New EmpireTo EVIL-MADGRAD: Thanks to Isca's cow, we are now minus Gamer #, Gamer $, and Gamer *. The rest of the Alphabetical-Numerical-Symbolical Gamer's League (ANSG League for short) wish to help with your crusade, meaning, we want to join forces and be your lackeys. Yes, we have generic slimes that change color when they get more powerful. And, I also have a nice ultra-weapon you could have, If you let us be your evil empire. Let it be known that Isca has changed the ANSG League to the Evil ANSG League. BWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, wait, that's your job, to do the maniacal laughter.The newly evil Gamer X and the rest of the Evil ANSG League EVIL-MADGRAD: Well, well, well. Look what we have here. Little Isca thought he could eliminate me and my Rabid Primate friend with his cow. But look what he created...he made ME!! ME!! THE EVIL MADGRAD!!! Yes, I now have a burning desire to take over the world! And now, Evil ANSG has joined me too. Its gonna be real party now. ANSG, send over the super weapon when you can okay? And maybe get me some EVIL GENERIC STONES OF DESTRUCTION okay? Every evil RPG boss needs one. Now to summon my aide-de-camp, Beer Penguin, get in here! Beer-Penguin: Doobie, Doobie, DO! EVIL-MADGRAD:Yes, assemle my troops. The ANSG has sent in my multicolored slime. What else do I have? Oh yes, flying bats that have a poison attack, has to be one in every army. And now I must raise my army of evil mages. And, I have a whole horde of evil cute monsters. Where are they? Cute-Monster: Yubba Dewy! Yubba Dewy! EVIL-MADGRAD: Don't worry, I have devised a way to neutralize the cloth maps. Bring in the phone....dialing...dialing... Voice: Hello? EVIL-MADGRAD: Yes, yes. This is Mr Pink. I would like for you to delay the release of Lunar for another six months. Do it, or else, I release...the photos. Voice: Okay. EVIL-MADGRAD: BWAHAHAHAH! I am now truly evil! I have delayed the release of Lunar yet again! I am now the one to blame! Now there will be no cloth maps to stop my army!! Cute Monster: Yubba Dewy! Yubba Dewy! EVIL-MADGRAD: Yes, yes. Now, we will start taking over the world. And, maybe we can ally ourselves with the Canuck Commandos. They are as evil as I am! BWAHAHAHAHAH! Only Mark Masterson stands in my way, and he will be stopped soon. The world will be mine.....
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