Enter Sandman... err... Joey Jo Jo

I have seen pure evil...and it is the new Unpaid GamePlayers. Man!! It was one thing to steal our site, (Me, Matt, VJ, Death2Uall, Byrne, Shael, etc.) UGPO, but what right do they have to our friggin name?!! Whoops! I haven't formally introduced myself to the readers of this page. Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. (Woo, woo.) Okay, not really wealth but I was one of the originators of UGPO. And helped inspire this site with my wacky ways a little bit. It is the one, the only...........

Joey Jo Jo Shigamado!!!!

(The crowd cheers and applauses.)

I'm moving in temporarily till Matt and the guys get the new UGP up and running. (Which should happen as soon as we hear word from Jaz.) Anyhoo, I'll be here for a little while with Reviews, including Dreamcast games!! And even some top tens. (How about top ten reasons why the head of FGN's mother's a whore?) (BMS: Hell yes, they'll get an angry email when they put up their email address. GRRRRR.) And now here's another episode of "The Rabid Monkey."

As we come in to the scene, we see BMS, RtR and Madgraduate in thier apartment watching T.V. Suddenly, the door rings.

"Ding Dong"

RtR - Would someone answer that? And good god!! What's that smell?

BMS - (Opens door) Hey, It's Joey Jo Jo!!

JJJ - Hi guys!!

M.G - What the hell are you doing here?

JJJ - Well, me and the guys got kicked out of our old place by a bunch of @$$holes, then it was completly renovated, and it's really drab and dull now.

RtR - Who said you could stay here?

JJJ - I got a Dreamcast!

BMS - Oh well then, come on in!

JJJ - Thanks, what are you watching?

M.G. - The tekken anime.

Hiroshi Matsura - Ohh... I hate my dad!!

JJJ - Where's the batroom?

BMS - Down the hall, watch out for the cockroaches....they're our friends.

Hiroshi Matsura - I really hate my dad!!

Ten minutes later........

Hiroshi - I really mean it!! I really hate my poppa!!

MG - Good........god!!! What is that smell??

RtR - It smells like the wet crotch of a dead corpse!

JJJ - Well, I'm done. I wouldn't go in the bathroom for about an hour if I were you. Something brown just went down. Man, I haven't had anything that big and brown in my ass since I visited that mostly black prison!

BMS - Eww! Ummm..guys, private meeting. (Whispering), um guys are you sure about this?

RtR - Well, he does have a Dreamcast, and we do use his material from time to time.

Hirsohi - Man, I'm serious!! I really, REALLY, hate my daddy!!!

Jun - You must not give in to hate, our you will become as evil as him!

Hirshi - What are you Obi Wan? Shut up 'fore I smack the Chinese out of ya!

MG - Okay, you can stay, on ONE condition.

JJJ - Sure, what?

MG - PLEASE use the bathroom at McDonalds.

Two days later..........

BMS - Where's Joey?

RtR - He went to the McDonalds.

BMS - Oh, so what happened on the end of the Tekken anime?

RtR - I'm watching it now. Appearently Hiroshi and his dad made up, and became Jewish.

BMS - ??????

Hiroshi - (Singing) Oh mine papa, to me you are so wonderfull...)

At the McDonalds........

Ronald - Jesus!! What's that smell?

Grimace - How the f#@k should I know?

Ronald - Hey!! There's kids in the resteraunt Grimace!! Don't say the F word you fat, purple bastard!!

Grimace - F#@k you Ronald McDonald!!

Ronald - No Grimace, ....f#@k you.

JJJ - What the hell is going on? Whoah!! Ronald McDonald just kicked Grimace in the balls! ...............Grimace has balls?

Birdy - Boooyyy does he!!

-Joey Jo Jo

(BMS: That was beautiful, I think I'm going to cry.)