Letters

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-A Dead Gamer X And The Dead ANSGL

BMS: What?

Madgrad: This sounds like a "Bare Naked Ladies" song...Do you watch X-files with the lights on?

Mark: *singing* It's been one week since I've.... huh... wha... is something going on?

Madgrad: SAY YOU'RE SORRY YOU LITTLE B!TCH!!!! Oh god...

RtR: Man, that is one stone cold groove. I'm feelin' the flavuh, daddyo. Pretty good, X, I didn't know how good a poet you were! That was poetry..wasn't it?...

This letter is pretty jumpy because its pretty late and I'm pretty damn tired so be forewarned: Since you chose this topic, I'll get to the point. Goldeneye is better than Turok 2 even when Turok has the expansion pak. What do you guys think? Period. But maybe you guys should adopt the monkey from Turok's frag tag as your new logo. Oh and since your site seems to be dealing with the subject of women as inferior objects, here is a little joke for ya: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Stay tuned for the answer in another email. I'm giving you something to rack your brains on.

-Scott

P.S. Since you guys are such obvious fans of old Game Players Mags, I'd suggest you enlist the help of their old RPG guru Jeff Lungrigan. He'll know a way to deal with that little b!tch Pikachu.

BMS: Nothing can destroy Goldeneye. Goldeneye is good. mmmmmmm.... deathmatch ....mmmmmmmm.... D@mn b@stards that set up camp in the bathroom in the facility. GRRRRRRRRR.

RtR: Yeah, Goldeneye is still the KING baby! I'd say the graphics in Turok 2 are superior, but with the jumpy frame-rates, I'm not even certain about that!

Madgrad: Hey! I remember Jeff! Wonder what ever became of him? We do not deal with women as inferior objects. In fact, we don't deal with them at all. They pretty much avoid us. *sob*

Mark: Wahhhhhhhhhh! Girls don't like us! *sob* :~(

RtR: Don't cry, Mark...At least you'll always have - Aya. *heh-heh*

Madgrad: Face it, girls wouldn't like us even if we drove a Porche.

No, I meant that you spelled Xenogears wrong. You spelled it Zenogears.

-Isca Morinso
Winner or 6 SIBAMOTD Awards, 3 Rabid Monkey Awards, 2 ISILFRP Awards, and 2 Barrels of Diddly Squatt

BMS: Hey, you spelled Squat with two t's, so ha!

Madgrad: You be hoked on phonex tu?

Mark: Huh? Is something going on? Oh well. *listens to more barenaked ladies..... uh wait a second, that doesn't sound right.*