NEW LETTERS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!


It is I, the noble Madgrad, boldly leading into the letters alone!

Voice: Yeah, thats not all you do alone...

Madgrad: Oh god.

BMS: Gwah hah hah! Letters!


It ur fawlt UGPO is gone. I wud be protecktin them form evile corporate peepoles but u made me evile and then u kiled me. oh crappy day....

-tha dead Gamer X

Madgrad: And America is 14th in the world's education why?

BMS: Hey you guys, be quiet. I have to finish working on my multiplication tables.

Madgrad: You can read?

RtR: Luk at mi ded Gamur X! Ahm huked un fonix to!


Hey guys,

Since UGP.com is down I thought I'd write you. I just found out that Ragnarok is a word that means the end of the world or something. Did you know that an echidna (like knuckles) is an Australian hedgehog. Now allow me to hit you in the head with a sausage in the shape of a chaos emerald. Whoops!!! Guess I went a little Dreamcast crazy their, sorry. Is Ragnarok in love with the grown up Zelda or the kid Zelda?

-NJ207

RtR:: Actually it means "Armageddon", no relation to the movie, that sucked. I think its Norwegian or some other European language. Anyway, I thought it sounded cool.

Madgrad: "Since UGP.com is down I thought I'd write you. "Don't do me any favors you little sh@T!!!! I'll kick your F$&@($& @ss! Ahem...sorry...I'm bitter. Oh, now your gonna hit me with your sausage eh? Does someone have a complex hmmmm? Oh, and Rag is not in love with Zelda...actually he wants Link!!BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Top that RtR!! HAHAHAHAHAH! Ahem...

RtR: I wont try to, Madgrad, after all, this is coming from someone who TURNED DOWN BOTH THE NAKED LEAH CLONE AND THE NAKED FRENCH FEMME FATALES! It's obvious "Link" isn't "man" enough for you. Maybe I oughta try introducing you to...

MDS: Hey Madgraduate! Haven't seen you since I became the ETM and you and the SMUG defeated me. Listen, we've had our differences in the past, but...I'm confident we can still be "friends"...?

RtR: *sob* So touching! *sniff* BTW, NJ207, it is the ADULT Zelda I'm seeing. Kid Zelda is still in puppy love with Kid Link "to the past", still several years away from his "awakening". (OK, bad pun.)

BMS: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Madgrad: Yep, we are all one big happy family!

Barney: Sing with me! I love you, you love me....

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Barney: ughhhhhhh...

BMS: That was gratifying...


An amber mist slowly fills the room, obscuring all but a hint of my silhouette. It is I, Ch...the Infernal Spawn of Hell, stepping over the ruins of what was once my page to take refuge in your rabid jungle. Be warned, for I will strike when you least expect it, and when you feel safest...

-Infernal Spawn of Hell

BMS: Sure you can hang out here Ch...the Infernal Spawn of Hell, but watch out for the monkey he's been wearing a clown suit lately.

RtR: Don't you mean birthday suit? My shaver's been missing for awhile...

Madgrad: Its howdie doody time kiddies, the bad man has come to play! Lets give Chris a proper welcome shall we?

Welcome to the jungle

We got fun 'n' games

We got evrything you want

Honey we know the names

We are the people that can find

Whatever you may need

If you got the money honey

We got your disease

Enjoy your stay...BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

TOPIC:Lets keep it simple shall we? What is the best game you got over the holidays?


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