BMS: Hey Rag, 'sup? Were back from France!
RtR: OH SON OF A B*%#^!
Madgrad: Whats wrong, man?!? I know, this disabled Naked French Femme Fatale (NFFF) we picked up oughta cheer you up! We'll even hang it above your desk...
RtR: *sniff* I can never stay mad at you guys!
Madgrad: Pst, BMS. did you install the speaker in the NFFF so I can do mind control Psycho Mantis style?
BMS: Yeah, let the games begin!
Here, take a nice new penny for your effort in killing me and unkilling me. I have reclaimed my shapeshifting powers. So, in thanks for that, I will give you.... Um, this inflateable sex doll, this dead sheep, algebra book, and pistachio nuts. I gotta go, honeybuns is a callin'
A very happy Gamer X
RtR: Sorry, don't need the doll no mo', since I got my NFFF. But maybe Hasno might...it would look great next to his Lara Croft lampshade!
Hasno: Alright, you jackoffs. Just because I haven't done anything on this site for about 2 months, doesn't mean you can put words in my mouth. Alright! I'm back! HA! What are you going to do about it? :)
RtR: You'll find out soon enough... ;)
Madgrad: Honeybuns? Man , you are whipped! HAHA! Makes me glad I don't have a girlfriend. Haha...
BMS: Look how he hides his pain with sarcasm.
Madgrad: Sniff.
Aw, I wasn't yelling at you guys, just making a statement to all the females who don't read your site. I have to agree with Sanchez on this one, girls are evile...not just evil, oh no, they've long since surpassed that benchmark. Before you know it, they'll have reached uhm...well, the thing that comes after evile. They're getting so bad, even a infernal spawn of hell can't even find work anymore! Hell, even my girlfriend admitted that females are evil! Then she kicked me in the balls, stole my wallet, and hasn't called me since. Impudent strumpets with their feminine wiles!
Moving along, I've got something for everyone to think about. If Shadow Madness happens to become a RPG classic, what effect do you think it would have on the American game industry? Would we see more story driven RPGs (not the glorified puzzle/shooters we see on the PC) coming from the Land of the Free and the Brave *restrains a laugh*? Would American exports to Japan increase? Would our heroes escape the Joker's hideous trap?
Infernal Spawn of Hell (or New Jersey...same difference)
RtR: ISH, lets make a deal. I'll stop quoting "Next-Generation" if you'll stop making obscure "Brave New World" references. I'm not sure how Shadow Madness will affect the US RPG scene should it be a success. However, because of FFVII, the genre is starting to recieve the recognition it has long been due. And quite a few RPG's are making their way stateside this year. And who needs evile girls when you've got...Final Fantasy VIII and Dragon Quest (Warrior) VII *drool*.
BMS: Yeah, girls are so evile they'll even acuse us males of being evile, even those of us that don't show our evile-ness by saying "Gwah hah hah!" constantly. I think that a true multiplayer console RPG needs to be released. Preferibly on Gameboy. Think about it, a two player cooperative quest via link cable. It could have real time, Zelda style play. You could team up on bosses. Wait, I'm off topic... Oh well, I feel a rant coming on.
Madgrad: Hm, I never read BNW, so I can't comment on that. Although I love NG, just for the one question:"Do machines have souls?" I know mine does....Anyhoo, I agree with Rag. I doubt that Shadow Madness will have much of an impact, unless it can somehow beat FF7. Not friggin likely. I think that Japan will continue to dominate the RPG industry, since most Americans are idiots , as demonstrated by the next letter....
You gotta have the mighty Gamer X in this epic, I mean, with my morphing powers back and all, I could be a good help to you manly men. Oh yeah. The rest of my league have died by some "curse of the tummy" or something they got when we were busting a fake Playstation disc ring in Egypt.
Gamer X
RtR: Alas, the ANGL is no more! X, think of the SSGFF, we need the... Well actually, we don't. The Pokemon Triumvirae has been pretty inactive lately. What with Pikachu being killed/censored by EA Man.
EVIL EA Man: Don't be too sure about that, MWAHAHAHA!
RtR: Uh-oh, I feel a new story thread coming on...
Madgrad: Sure you can come in....as a red shirt security guard...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
BMS: Anyone with X in thier name is a definate candidate for the SSGFF.
Hey guys, I think everyone knows, but Isca Morinso is crazy!!! Glover was a bad game, the only reason it got good reviews was because it had an original idea. Final Fantasy 7 was a great rpg when it first came out in 1997. The only reason people still talk about it is because there hasn't been any real blockbuster rpg that can be compared to it. Don't even get me started on Dragon Warrior 1-4, it was one of my favorite RPG series on NES. You act like you just played these games yesterday!!! Don't make me send The Beedrills of Death after you, man!!! Ahhhh!!! I feel much better now. Do any of you know where I can find a really good Dragon Ball web-site?
Neon Funster
RtR: YES! More praise for the 8-bit classics! YES!! Isca is nutz, but with UGPO down *sob* and Chris and JJJ nowhere to be found; we need all the craziness around here we can get!
Madgrad: Yeah Isca is a dickweed, who never listens to us. As you should all know be now....YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY! Ahem....actually, do to the joy of illegal 24 hr emulation, I have played the old NES games quite recently, and also played FF3. Oh, on the topic of emulation, has anyone played the latest PSX emulator?
Hasno: Dragon Warrior 3 kicked major ass, but the first one sucked. I personally don't think Isca is a dickweed, just a "penilely disabled Jackass-American." Let's use the PC, proper terms here...
BMS: Yeah, Isca is a poophead, but at least he can contribute to craziness and give us something to bash him for/argue with him about.
Hey guys, Mankinds the Champion, Mankinds the Champion, no room for losers cause Mankinds Champion..........of the World Wrestling Federation. Anyway, did you guys see the Simpson after the Super Bowl? I think it was one of the best this season. But who was that guy driving the bus at the end? What time do you guys go to your chat room on your web-site? I've been their plenty of times, but have not seen you their. I think that Capcom should make the next Megaman X game 3D and the other Megaman game 2D, that would be cool. Now I must go and defeat Pikachu with the Beanie Baby Ray. See ya!!!
Neon Funster
RtR: Don't worry, next time the Crock WILL lay the smack down on Mankind's candy-@$$ and check him into the smack-down h... Umm, where were we? Ah, that Superbowl Simpsons wuz great, I think that guy driving the bus in the end made the egg set Lisa & Marge were playing with earlier in the episode. With Megaman Legends, we now know the Blue Bomber can be done in 3D. Personally I don't care whether or not the next one's 2D or 3D, just make it on the N64, baby.
Madgrad: Um, Rag, you want Magaman on the N64? The console that ruined Castlevania by playing it in Vaseline-O-Vision? Don't make me make you my b*tch! And none of us are ever in the chat room, since none of our 5 readers are ever there. *SOB*
BMS: I agree with Rag, we need some Megaman action on the N64, but Capcom, for the love of God, use the Ram Pak.
Can you guys fix the damn site so it works on Netscape? I am stuck with Nutscrape and I need you to make it accessable for me.
Vincent Orsath
RtR: You use Netscape?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *ERK* *COUGH* S..sorry, man, c..cant help you... *GASP*
Madgrad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snerk*Ahem...fear not, the noble Madgrad is coming to the rescue. I will put up a link on the intro page for the main page, so that Netscape users can view it. DOn't thank me, its my job. [Under breath: Netscape? What a loser.]
Hasno: Oh yeah, that's a good idea. Sorry I didn't think of it, BM... :)
BMS: Problem solved, glad I thought of such a brilliant plan. Mre heh heh!!!
Madgrad: You didn't think of it.
BMS: Oh yeah, nevermind. Parden me as I sit in the corner and cry. *sob*
Bill Gates: Hah puny mortal, you use Netscape, I will destroy you... ...with two topics. Your puny mortal brains shall explode!
Topic 1: Which do all of you prefer, American or Japanese RPGs?
Topic 2: What do you guys think about Nintendo's Mario Party and the upcoming Smash Brothers?
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