The tides of war continue to rise
Madgrad: Hola compadres. The fight against the evil new UGPO has begun.
Leading the fight is El Presidente Big Miguel. And I am his second in command, Generalisimo
Madgrad. Oh and th....
Mark: You aren't Big M's favorite. I am!
Madgrad: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE WHORE! I'm the favorite! I hired you! AHAHAH!
Mark: Sniff
RtR: Fear not, Captain Ragnarok shall stand stalwartly with thee!
Kirk: Hey, I thought I was the captain?!?
RtR: Who let him in here?
How bad does the new UGP suck. Well, let me no humor, missing sections rather boring
design. These bastards have taken from us one of the holiest things in all of videogames.
It's bad enough that the original UGPOnline/Ultragameplayers magazine had to go the way
of the dodo, but to take away one of the funniest game sites on the net like that is a crime.
well, at least we have the monkeys around. If you guys went away, I think the world would
prolly just spiral into the sun. Game sites without humor. I just don't get it....
Dan Squires
Madgrad: You mean, you like us, and think we are funny? *SNIFF* Wow man, I'm touched. For your compassion,
I, Generalisimo Madgrad promote you to Lietanant Squires. May you serve with honor.
RtR: And I, Captain Ragnarok. Place you in charge of the 36th Yoshi Cavalry division. Umm, I'd watch the blue one though, if I were you. She's been acting pretty funny since Chris vanished.
BMS: Yes thier new format is plain week when compared to the old one and they are about as funny as... umm... no can think... ah ha!!! something not funny!!!
MRHEHEHEHE!! I hast saved thy souls from the torment of the 19th and a half
layer of hell. I Gamer X hast reguvinated my goodness by sapping the
stringhth of the new UGPO. Oh, hold on. (FWAP FWAP) There, that's enough of
the old English. I have a virus that is known as a Trojan.Horse virus (I
don't really have one, so don't bug me for it), gaining me control of the
offending parties. I shall control their computers and put porn on their
site. They will be promptly arrested and their site will be shut down. I am
now good, and I have recruited some new Alphabetical Gamers. Our new "club"
Is: The Newbie Filled Ultimate Alphabetical Gamers of Infinity! (The "The
Newbie Filled" Part will be dropped off soon) Or The NFUAGI, (The UAGI). So,
without system of goodness restored slightly, we shall triumph!
Madgrad: Um, porn? How old are you to have access to porn?
Mark: I wanna see! I wanna see!
Madgrad: No no Mark, you're too young. No go have an icecream and watch yer Buffy tapes.
Mark: YEAH!
Madgrad: Ahem, okay Gamer XXX, go kick thine enemies asses! Do it for your country!
RtR: And while your at it, send us some of that porn! We need to, ahh, make sure its offensive enough to get them in REAL trouble. Y..yeah, thats it...
BMS: Excellent plan Rag.
Hey guys,
Wow......the new UGP sure is...uh...um...different. Who am I kidding, it totally sucks.
How did they just take the UGP site from JJJ and the guys. I think you guys should join
forces and make the anti-UGP site. Then unleash the power of drunken Bill Donohue, Evil
Fanfrazio and the Stone Cold Funster on those pitiful fools at UGP. Then after your done
you can make a movie of it.
Neon Funster
Madgrad: Yep, rest assured, the new UGPO will be .....punished...shortly. I am plotting our revenge now.
In the mean time, I'm trying to unite the old UGPO crew on this site, and we can all unite and kick ass! YEAH!
RtR: Yes, only when the Bill's Dead Horse unites with our EVIL Fanfrazio can the ultimate anti-UGP weapon be born!
Mark: not to mention the mighty Bastard Sword, which I have position of.
BMS: I'm just going to fart with mighty force. Watch out Taco Bell here I come. Yo necesito Gorditas!
Topic: Okay, this Sunday is the big V-day. What are you gamers gonna do for that special someone?
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