We need a plan...

Lieutenant RtR: Well, the new UGP just updated (after 6 days, boy I thought WE could be bad.) These guys are supposed to be professionals?

Generalisimo Madgrad: Maybe its all a REALLY bad dream? You know like when we collectively dreamed EA canned Thrill Kill because they thought it was too violent. Heh-heh, can ANYTHING be too violent?

Commander BMS: Uhh, Madgrad, they DID cancel it.

Generalisimo Madgrad: Oh..well, then. (cocking SIBFG) Might as well give the new UGP a reality check too! Time to open up a whole can of jelly whop ass!

BMS: Thats all well and good, but please put yer shirt back on Madgrad.

Madgrad: Yah? Do you not admire my manly physique? No? That is because you are a girly-man! Ya!

BMS: Yeah, we'll go with that.

Well being a gamer, I don't umm actually have a special someone. And it's tough at my age. Fortunately, we have the war against the bastardized UGP. And, as a commissioned member of this fine army, I have no ideas as to what to do. Typical officer I guess.

Lt. Dan Squires

RtR: Don't worry Lieutenant, like the page title sez, we need a plan too. Though if you would refer to the monkeys page, you will see Madgrad had the right idea when he lay siege on Capcom HQ for that whole Q-Sound fiasco.

Madgrad: *SNIFF* I got no one too. I was involved in a two way dump, just in time for V-day! WAAAAAHHH!

What is the Infernal One going to do for Valentine's Day? Well, since the She-Spawn has gone her separate way, I will sit down on my favorite chair and do the hokie pokie.

"You put your left hand, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in...and then you shake it all about...you do....OHHHHHH!" Uhm, nevermind (Masterson knows what I'm talking about).

Anyway, it has not escaped my attention that the new UGPO seems to be very errr...popular around here. They compare themselves to John Stewart on the Daily Show. Well, the only thing I have to say on this topic is that Craig Kilborne was better.

The loss of the site was mostly due to a error on our...err...the old staffs part. There still is a good chance that they will return with a new site or take refuge here in the rabid jungle like young Joey Jo Jo. May the FUN be with you all.

Infernal Spawn of Hell

RtR: An error?!? Well it must have been a pretty big flub considered we are being punished with a new UGP that, when compared to the old UGPO, is like comparing Ultra Gameplayers magazine to its *BLEACH* succesor, Game Buyer magazine. Hopefully the new UGP has an equally short run as the aformentioned GB. But I digress, perhaps Monsieur Joey Jo Jo can shed some light on this situation? (My I'm feeling saucy tonight)

Madgrad: I'm not even going to touch this one!

Chris: I already did!

Madgrad: Well, we can see that.

TOPIC: Well, we could still use some battle strategies...

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