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The letters continue to flow in, like sands through the hourglass...BMS: Howdy folks, I'm going to go for the lamest intro ever, TWO letters sections in a row. Mission....Madgrad: Not so fast BMS! I'm on to your evil plan! I shall thwart thee with me massive..... RtR: Mmmphhg Mppphhh Mppphh Mppphh? Madgrad: God RtR thats sick! Besides, I would never be able to get past the parka. Anyway, oh ya, I'll use my super powers! And the help of my puppet Hasno! Hasno Puppet: Hi folks! I'm Hasno! I'm a lying filthy traitor and whats worse I like to.... RtR: Mppphh mppphh mph mppphh mppphh. Madgrad: EW! You can't do that with a transistor! BMS: Dude, this is pretty ****** up right here.
What kind of additions would I like to see to the fine Rabid Monkey? Hmm that's a tough one. Well, the obvious is more women. Women kick, or so I'm told. I'd also like to see me promoted to Captain. I'm a good soldier. I can handle it, Presidente!!! Lt. Daniel Squires Generalisimo Madgrad: Well Squires, I agree with you. This site needs more women. To accomadate you, I will take down all other stories and features, and replace them with hardcore porn. With the help of RtR of course. And with the help of modern technology, I'll put up a live show of me getting it on with 7 of 9, SMUG, Lara, Willow, Kate Winslet, Buffy, and tub of jello. And that will be the Tuesday show. RtR: Has someone given Madgrad his meds today? Generalisimo Madgrad: Oh, and BMS is just a doesn't handle personel, thats my job. With out furhter ado, I promote thee to....CAPTAIN SQUIRES! To maintain the balance of rank, RtR is now bumped up to Colonel, and Masterson is now "Major". RtR: But Mark always was a major a... Generalisimo: Don't go there boy. Presidente Sanchez: I'm just in charge of the interns, declaring war, launching bombs, and interns of course.
Well, since you monkeys did basically execute Hasno publically, one is not surprised that he took the matter so...um...well. Well, well, well...changes to the Rabidest site? Lucky you, I've brought along Francois, the effiminate site designer with me to help. Francois: Leth thee here! Oh ma gosh, theeth drapeth are thoooooo theventieth! I think we need thomething more jungle orientated! OH! The cockenbawlth! I left the cheetah drapeth in the car! Yep, Francois has some plans...and he said he really wanted to meet Mark Masterson... Seriously, though, I think you guys need to post more news. If you could do that, you'd become more of a gaming source than just an entertainment site. Infernal Spawn of Hell Madgrad: Well IFSOH, we'd love to post news, except by the time we see the nes, it ain't new no mo'! Thats a wee bit of a problem. But I do love the leopard spotted bed spread...now come here you little kitten you... SMUG: Tee hee! Mark: Dear God. BMS: Maybe we should find a news editor of some sort. hmmm...
Hielo! It'za mee, Darc Grimlin!Me has sum quesyion four yous. Whill dere be a nuddah Mario Broz game? Me luv Mario Broz. Last weak, mine freind Mark Masterson, he tuaght I how to beet Bowsert. Mine controler Mark sedhas a too butons pluss de start an seleck butons witch me reely don't count. Senseme nevah beet Bowsert me wuz hapee. Whiie is dere a mushroome kid sayingourt prinsess is in annuddah castle? Me thinked me has beeten game butt know!Me had to play more still. Gezus. Pleez post dis emale laetter, it take mee 10 minutt to tipe.thank ya yurbestestfreind,Darc Grimlin Madgrad: Oh dear god in heaven. I can take no more...why must I deal with these insane freaks? I'm loading the gun now... RtR: NO MADGRAD! There's a better way! Madgrad: Your right! ::Madgrad pulls out his nightstick:: Madgrad: REPSECT MY AUTHOURI-TY! RtR: Cover your eyes boys and girls, this isn't gonna be pretty. BMS: I admire your firm grasp of the English language Darc Grimlin. Ten minutes well spent. Oh yeah, there is a rerelease of the original Super Mario on the NES coming to a Gameboy color near you sometime in the late spring. (I counter your retarded letter with useful information.
TOPIC: Capcom's next survival horror game is DINO CRISIS. Is it a good idea for them to expand their horror line, our should they have stuck with making RE3. Also, who will go see the Wing Commander movie in two weeks?
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