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A deluge of letters. Well, not reallyMadgrad: I want to headline it here: JJJ is a big fat lying idiot. Silent Hill just got released on the 24, so JJJ's review, that came in one week before the game was released must have been innacurate. JJJ, if by some miracle Konami let you have a finished copy of the AMERICAN version one week before the public got it, then I apologize. If not, your review was wrong, based only on hearsay, previews, or a Japanese version. How do you plead?BMS: Calm down judge Judy err... Madgrad. Hola! It tis I, Bob McBob! I am Vice Gamer of the Gamer's league! You could also say I am Gamer X's chancellor... I will first destroy the "New" UGPO with our mighty weapon! It is called: The annoying nagging mother ray that makes you stop playing video games and makes you do homework/go outside! We also have plenty of gas from Taco Bell to power it! Yee ha! Then when were done killing those dull-as-slugs dumb arses we will use it to create a vortex of something, and do something with it... Bob McBob, Vice Gamer of the Gamer's League Madgrad: Dude, never EVER open up a rift in space and time unless you know what can come out, or where it leads. After all, bad games open up enough rifts on their own. Pikachu: Thats right! Madgrad: OH SH*T! How the **** did you get back in here? Pikachu: Koei's fishing game. Madgrad: Um, guys, get the Evil EA man on the horn, we have a situation here. BMS: Moms are evile. RtR: So is he, LEGGO MY EGGO PIKAS&*T! Pikachu: Mreheehee!
Oh Generalismo, thank you so much for the promotion. I don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do, but then again, I don't know what I did when I was a lieutenant. Is it a good idea for Capcom to expand their horror line? Sure. If their making good games, it doesn't matter. We know their working on RE3, so I'm sure it'll be no big deal for them to expand a little. I'm all for you getting it on with 7, but I would rather prefer you not have a video feed. And if I ever get my hands on that Hasno, I'll shove a thermal detonator down his throat. I never did tell you guys about my days as a bounty hunter did I. Well, it was before the organized front against Pikachu (in the days before I created Don Luigi, and went after them with link). Well, needless to say, I have a few Wookie pelts on my armor. As for the Wing Commander movie, well I prolly will see it just because the new Phantom Menace trailer is supposed to be on there. And to El Presidente: you really need to watch out for those interns, sir. Just cause bubba got away with it doesn't mean you will. Captain Daniel Squires PS- If this letter doesn't make too much sense it's cause I'm sick Madgrad: Your sickness is readliy apparent in all of your writings Captain. Oh wait, you meant Physically sick! Sorry. Bummer. And relax, everyone know that in the military only two classes of people know what the hell is going on: the cannon fodder, and the head general. So the burden of repsonsibilty falls to me as Generalisimo. RtR: So general, do you know what the hell is going on? Generalisimo: I haven't the foggiest. Pikachu: *snicker* Madgrad: Anyhoo, I'm impressed by your butchery of the Wookies. On a side note, the Star Wars real time strategy game will come out later this year. Does anyone else agree with me on the fact that Ewoks should be used as a resource along with metals and water? Just have a giant machine that stuffs them in the front, shave them, then chucks their bare asses out the back. Hell, I wouldn't care about that empire, I'd just go around shaving Ewoks. Sweet. BMS: I'm slicker than Slick Willy! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Madgrad: EEWWW!!! RtR: Give me back my "special sauce" Big M! God, your worse than Pikachu... Ah, spring is approaching, and all the little monkeys are getting some! Sadly, the infernal one is still trying to locate his ex in a vain effort to get his wallet back. You know, Sanchez, sometimes they DO laugh maniacally... Anyway, on to Dino Crisis! Quite frankly, I am glad to see a new storyline arise in the "survival horror" genre, though I don't think dinosaurs can really replace zombies. Half the terror of Resident Evil (especially 2) was encountering a new monster and, in a state of grotesque fascination, wondering "oh noooo...what the HELL is that?!" Yes, dinosaurs can be mean, as we all know, but the fact that they DID exist at one point severely reduces the piss-your-pants factor. Horror is more than merely being in a state of "oh my god, I'm gonna die," it is also something that violates the sanctity of our minds by manifesting terrors that we do not encounter in everyday life. Yes, dinosaurs can kill you n' tear you into wee lil' pieces, but when all is said and done, they're just animals. -Infernal Spawn of Hell Madgrad: Relax, ISPH, not all of the monkies are getting some, at least I'm not. Mark claims to be out sucking face with da ladies, but I'm doubtful. Anyone remember the "Aya" incidet? :) Our preisdente is really the one getting the chicks. We just grovel. Anyhoo, I agree with you on "Dino Crisis". My god, even the name sucks. To me, dinos aren't scary at all. Thats like saying an Iguana is terrifying. Capcom should stick with the supernatural, and really just screw with our heads that way. They really ought to do a horror game based on H.P. Lovecrafts work. Now that would make even the noble Generalisimo wet himself. BMS: Dino Crisis seems like a cool idea. A good Jurassic Park-like game. RtR: Sadly, those weren't any good either...umm, who's that under your desk BMS? SMUG: Tee-hee! Topic: Games of the first quarter. Well, we are tow months into 1999. Tell us, o faithful primates, what games you will buy soon. Oh, and let us know if you play imports, especially FF8.
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