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Dear God, they just keep coming!

Madgrad: This is a major first for the good ole Rm! Two, count em TWO letters updates in a 24 hour period! Man, this is hard to do, but I like it. So, let this be a lesson to our readers: You write it in, and I swear that I'll post and respond. Heck, keep writing, and we'll have a DAILY letters section. At least one of us will always be responding, and hopefully we can get a group thing going with some co-ordination. Heck I'm feeling cocky tonite, so I'll make another proposition: I'll handle a sort of Q&A here to! Write in questions and I'll give ya the answers. Who's yer daddy?

Madgrad's Dad: Well, I'm yours son!

Madgrad: DAD! H..how did you get in here?!?

Madgrad's Dad: Psgnosis' new release, been alot of bad games lately haven't there, son?


I intend to buy Street Fighter Alpha 3 the second they release it. I love the series and I'm really going to miss it. Stupid Capcom. They'd better come out with something better if we have to lose the Alpha series. I hear that Power Stone for Dreamcast is really good, perhaps Capcom CAN make something besides Street Fighter, Mega Man and Resident Evil. And what the hell is Pikachu doing there? How many times do i have to kill that little rat anyways?

Captain Squires

Madgrad: I'm really glad that the SF 3 alpha series is dead. Now now now, hear me out! I loved the games but they really have stagnated. There is only so far that any company can milk an idea. Capcom had a great series but I really haven't seen too much innovation in it recently, so its time to move on before their good name is otherwise sullied. I look forward to their first DC venture, just to see what sweet sweet graphics they can thrass out for a graphics ho like myself. Oh and by the way, WE killed parasite pikachu, not you Squires. For that transgression, you are demoted to Captain! Suck it down!

RtR: Uhh, speaking of "sucking it down" Mr. President?

BMS: Oh SHUT UP, will you!


Hmm... Upon further inspection, this vortex is a mere window, in which it makes the ultimate spy device!! You can also reach through it and grab what's at the other side. On other news, I wish to be given a rank of at least Private in the army. And when Gamer X comes back I bet he'll want to be Colonel.

Bob McBob

Madgrad: Good, thank god! The last thing I need is having to hurl my ass through another vortex! SO you can reach through and grab whats on the other side? Wow! I have three places that we should aim this mirror at to grab things
1: The next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue location
2: The Victoria's Secret headquarters
3: Hugh Heftner's House
Who's with me? Okay, for giving me this wonderous device, which I will surely use my power to abuse, I promote thee to Sargent McBob! Congrats! I'm sorry, but since Gamer X was and is not and official rabid monkey, he can only go up as high as Captain. Unless he joins us...heh.

RtR: While your at it, plz put one in the following:
Electronic Arts: So we can ring their necks for canning Thrill Kill.
Capcom: For milking every f*&^ing frachise they have except the ones they should. OK, the new Strider is a step in right direction, now lets see another Bionic Commandoe guys. Come on, chop chop!


Hey guys,

The games I plan on buying soon are Lunar: Silver Star Story( if it ever comes out) and StreetFighter Alpha 3. Right now I am saving my money for a color Gameboy. It was kind of sad to see Hasno go. I believe every team should have someone who slacks off every now and then (like Bill from the UGP magazine), but I never saw him do anything. He should have at least tried to make up for it with some type of personality or something. BTW: How old are you guys? If Mark is just now getting his license that means he is younger than me.

Neon Funster

Madgrad:Okay since this is the last letter, I'll give the list of games that I want to buy next:


  • Akuji the Heartless
  • Legacy of Kain
  • Lunar[when it comes out in april....OF 2029!!!!
  • Roll Cage
  • Team Fortees
  • Star Trek: Federation
  • Alpha Centauri
  • Sim City 3000
  • Populous 3
  • Silent Hill
So thats my story and I'm stickin to it. I won't miss Hasno, although I must confess I was the one who hired him, so I bear the responsiblity for the little ****sukcer's actions. Its good that it over now. Who old are you pal? Here are our ages:
  • El Presidente: 17
  • Generalisimo Madgrad: 16
  • Major Masterson: 14
  • Colonel Ragnarok: was 18 (We'll update the staff page soon. I'm actually 19 now. Man, I feel old. How so? Well, I can actually remember watching Robotech in its original syndication back in '85. Seems like an eternity...)


Topic: Old game memories. We all started gaming in the early to mid eighties. What was your favorite dead\console and game? Is there any lesson from old games that we should learn and apply to new titles? Write in as soon as ya can, and I'll post it!


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