My question is, if two people need to cross together, but one can bring to flashlight back, why cant just one, or all go at the same time?? Huh huh?
Well, heres the answer to the worthless logic problem:
A goes with D, A comes back with flashlight, A goes with C, A comes back with flashlight, A goes with B and stays over there, total time:17 seconds, now where's my prize? Could you make it a cow please? Good, now it is time to leave...
Gamer X
MADGRAD: Ooh, I'm sorry Gamer X, but apparently this is a trick question. There is no way that all four can cross in 17 seconds with only one flashlight. I know, it was kinda sh@tty, but I didn't know that it was a trick question at the time. As a result, you can have no cow. Better luck next time...
BMS: The question was poop, but we got some letters.
Mark: Poop? I like poop, poop is good and so are cows. Gaze upon my creation, this cybermonkey!
Hey BMS,
I finally figured out Pikachu's evil plan. He plans on draining the earth's supply of AA and AAA a batteries. I've already gone through three sets of AAA batteries playing Pokemon. Soon the world's supply of batteries will be gone.
Then everybody will have to get up to turn the channel on their t.v. and we'll all either go crazy or be forced to sell our soul's for Pikachu A.C. adapters and battery's.
NJ207
MADGRAD: Hey, I work here too, why doesn't anyone ever address letters to me? Huh?::sniff:: (Mark: Cause nobody likes you!) I'm bitter. Anyway NJ207, I beleive it. That little yellow bastard wants to rule us all, so if he has all of our cash, its easy to control us. I do have a much better alternative to a gameboy or even a color Game Boy, I recomend a Nomad from Genesis. It has great color, and you can play all of your old Genesis favorites on the road. Just think, all the SONICS, Gunstar Heroes, and Phantasy Star on the road. Its much better than any old Gameboy, even if there is no Pokemon::CRAP!:: And for forty bucks, it's worth it. I'm looking into buying one right now. And with dirt cheap Genesis games at EB, this seems to be a match made in heaven. Mmmmm..Sonic...mmmmm
BMS: Are you okay Madgrad? Mmmm..Sonic...mmmm? Nomad sounds like a pretty good choice, there are also some other portibles on the horizon. The Neo-Geo Pocket is coming and the Bandai Wonderswan (and people say Dreamcast is a crappy name) is coming too. Game.com is a choice, a blurry one, but it can play a version of Duke Nukem and Resident Evil 2, not too shabby for a portible. I'm going to go with a Color Gameboy myself. I'm sort addicted to first party Nintendo games. I think the best thing to get if you have 40 dollars burning a hole in your pocket is a Sega Saturn. It's dead, but it sure did have some kick ass games. Mmmm...NiHGTS...mmmm.... I guess I'm worried about me now too.
Mark: Mmmmmm... Aya. Boy, that brings back old times. Well, they aren't exactly old.
MADGRAD: WHAT?!? ::Sniff:: No one likes me....I can take no more...I'm going to end it all now.....I'm putting Fantastic Four in the PSX now...goodbye
I write to your page over and over again because you are the most pathetic of all the websites I ever went to and you need me to write letters to. For one, I am not stupid, I'm just mean-spirited and pompous. Second, I got accepted to UCLA with a scholorship and got a degree in computers and technology. I got out this summer and now I have a job at Intel (I won't tell you what no matter how much you ask). Third, you guys do su.....
Mech Monkey: [smashes through wall] Sccrrrrreeeeeeccccccccchhhhhhh *hack, cough, cough*
Isca: OH MY GOD, ITS BACK!!!!!!! No monkey!!!! Don't touch my copy of PDS!!!!!! [loads 12 gauge]
Mech Monkey: [grabs Isca and starts slamming him around]
Isca Morinso Winner of 6 SIBAMOTD Awards and a contaminated barrel of diddly squat
MADGRAD: Isca! Be careful! Thats not our monkey! Its SPAZLORD's monkey! I'll be right there!
::MADGRAD grabs a gun and teleports to Isca'a house::
Madgrad: Isca? Isca? You there man? OH MY GOD!
::In the center of the room, ISCA is strung from the ceiling. Each string is rigged to a couple of kilos of C-4::
Madgrad: Okay, I can get past the C-4, but wheres the mon...OH SH@T!
Mecha-Monkey: RRRRRROOOOOAAAAARRR!!
:: Out comes the monkey. Its seven foot tall, and looks like a cross between a rabid monkey and a Cyberdine 2000 model terminator. On its arm is a multiple barrel repeating feces cannon::
Madgrad: What do you want?
Mecha-Monkey: MREHEHEEH! Isca was a trap! I've come for you Madgrad!
Madgrad: Well come get some!
:: Madgrad blows an entire clip of an H&K-MP5 into the monkey but it has no effect. The monkey aims at Madgrad, but he dives behind the couch before the monkey can draw a bead::
Mecha-Monkey: Its no use! I understand the feces you see, it goes where I want it to!
Madgrad: Damn! I gotta think fast! I know!
Madgrad: DOOOOOONNNNKKKKKEEEEYYYY KONG!
::In jumps Donkey Kong, slaps Mecha Monkey's ass into a barrel, and jumps out again::
Madgrad: Whew! Alright, now to take care of the c-4....
Isca: Thanks you stupid bastard!
Madgrad: WHAT!?!?! I just saved your stupid ass and you insult me?
Isca: Yep.
Madgrad: I cant believe this! Man, I know what job you do at Intel: YOU CLEAN THE CLOGGED TOILETS!!! I'm outta here!
BMS: Shi' thim is some crasey monkees.
Mark: And we thank you for your wonderful letters Isca. Watch out, that Monkey packs a mean punch. Hehehe. Go my creation, destroy all!
Thank you ever so much for the "gift" of Funefranzio, the office will never smell the same again. I just thought I'd share a little pet peeve of mine with all of you. Why is it that everyone insists on comparing Zelda 64 to Metal Gear Solid? Last I checked, they were two different genres entirely. Obviously, depending on which genre you prefer, you will have a different game choice. Personally, I think certain miserable wankers are just using the games as ill constructed facades for their system wars. Maybe this argument can be carried on with some competence after Zelda hits home.
Chris, UGPO
MADGRAD: MGS RULES! ZELDA SUCKS! Oh wait, sorry. Ahem... I totally agree. Those two games are no where near even remotely related. You are quite correct, as these titles are only used in system wars. They are good titles to showcase the high points of each system, and should only be used in that context. And I hate to tell you this Chris, but the stupid arguements will continue on after the games are released. Hey does anyone remember another old debate on the old pre-updated Ultra Game Players back in 1997? The debate was over Tekken 2 vs Virtua Fighter 2. Granted, they are both fighting games, but they are not even remotely related. And the idiots raged on in the worst flame war that I have ever seen, with such taunts as "graphics tart" vs "dino-brain". Just goes to show what crap people are capable of. Oh, and that wasn't our monkey...I think that Spazlord had something to do with it....our old monkey is dead..but as you can see, we have a new SIX MILLION DOLLAR MONKEY!
BMS: MGS is awesome. I hate it because it makes all of my other games seem like crap. I hope Zelda will be awesome too. The arguement is starting a bit too early.
Mark: System Wars! Just like the old UGPO! Fight, fight, fight!
MADGRAD: Yeah baby yeah! It'll be just like the Jerry Springer Show! On the next Rabid Monkey Show: Transvestite Lesbian Gamers who love MGS confront Gay Ku Klux Clan Adopted Pimps who play Zelda. Yeah, this will rock!
Ok, person D and A cross, and then person A goes back, and gets person C, and you leave person B behind, because another thing about the brain logic... it's impossible.
Derek
MADGRAD: Congradulations! You got it! This was apperently a trick question. So you get a prize, and its Gamer X's cow! Milk it in good health.
BMS: I hope he doesn't start signing "Derek, Winner of Gamer X's cow."
Mark:" "
Here it is. The solution:
Movement..............Overall Time
A and B go across..........2
A goes back................1
C and D go across..........10
B goes back................2
A and B go across..........2
Overall time:.........17 seconds
What prize do I get from this?
Isca Morinso
Winner of 6 SIBAMOTD Awards and a contaminated barrel of diddly squat.
BMS: Sh@t... you get a little respect.
MADGRAD: Man, I was wrong. Sorry Derek, the cow goes to Isca. I pray to God that it lasts longer than the sheep did::shudder::
Hi, pathetic losers. You guys suck royally, both as a site and bio-upgrade
surgeons. Your monkey came to my house and tried to steal my entire
collection of Saturn games and accesories. Here is the list:
Fighters Megamix (Great game, try to find it)
NiGHTS
Panzer Dragoon Saga (Best RPG of all time)
Sonic 3D Blast (feh!)
Saturn Bomberman
House of the Dead (I reccomend it if you want a good, challenging light-gun
shooter)
Virtua Cop 1 & 2 (see above)
Bug! Too (It's crap)
ID4 (crap)
Ghen War (Pretty hard, you'd like it)
Quake
Duke Nukem 3D (Duke's da man!!!)
Sonic Jam (Sonic to the fourth power)
Bust-A-Move 3 (Wait for BAM 4 for PSX)
Virtua Fighter 2 (Buy Fighters Megamix and leave this one)
Fighting Vipers (Ditto)
Shining the Holy Ark (Try this one out if you want an old-time RPG)
Mystaria: The Lands of Lore (cool Strat-RPG)
Guardian Heroes (This isn't a game, its a life experience)
World Series Baseball '98 (Best Baseball game of all time)
Astal (god, this game was crappy)
Virtua Fighter Remix (ditto)
Virtual On (Great game)
Resident Evil (better than the PSX version, which I missed)
And these accesories:
Gameshark (I speant a lot of time keeping it up to date)
Netlink (I can't find anyone online, so don't bother)
Stunner (Cool Lightgun)
Multi-Taps (10 player Bomberman!!!! Oh, yeah, baby!!!!!)
Virtual On controller (don't bother)
Well, heres the deal: Your monkey stole the fake games and accesories (I saw
it coming, so I replaced the real ones with decoys and hid the real games), so
after he threw me into the bathroom and stole my fake games and accesories, I
waited till he was 100 feet away from my house and detonated the hidden remote
mine with my remote detonater clip hidden in my 12 Gauge (I got it on video
too!!!!). Right now, he is in a plastic bag at the police station (what
little there is). His brain didn't survive, though. Ha ha, now your the Dead
Monkey Gaming Site!!! SF Alpha 2 sucks in comparison to Fighters Megamix!!!
Isca Morinso
Winner of 6 SIBAMOTD Awards (I gave the police my contaminated barrel of
diddly squat 15 minutes ago, so now they will track you down and kill you!!!!)
BMS: Beware of the cloned monkey game site, you earned a little respect, but now I take it back and replace it with the Bastard Badge. Nice list though, except for the Insult to my beloved Street Fighter Alpha 2.
Mark: We love Isca here at the Rabid Monkey. We're just one big happy family. Help! Must resist Ba..r..n.e..y brainwashing. Topic:What is the best platformer from the sixteen bit days? But you can't pick Sonic or the Mario.
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