-Big Miguel Sanchez
Yeah my site isn't as sweet as yours but it should have been recognized still....
-Benny Fong
Benny Fong's Game Site
BMS: Thanks for the compliment. We'll plug any site here.
MADGRAD: Yeah, we have no standards for quality.
ISCA Morinso: So you will plug my site?
MADGRAD: Uh, I take it back. We do have standards, they are just low.
Hey BMS, Mark, MADGRAD and who ever else works here.
Earthworm Jim, Rocket Knight and Donkey Kong Country are the only ones I can think of right now. What is a game you like but everyone else thinks it sucks? I like Comix Zone (not race). It was one of those games that came out around the death of the 16-bit era. I was basically just a 2-d version of Spawn the Eternal, except it had way cool hand-drawn graphics nice music. The control sucked and you could easily beat an enemy by just punching and kicking him,
but I had a lot of fun throwing people into walls and watching the screen shake like crazy.
-NJ207
BMS: I like all three of your previously listed games and own two of them. I love the Donkey Kong Country games. They have kick ass graphics and the control is not of this world. I played Yoshi's Island to death and still do. (not Yoshi's Story, it's poopy)
Farjubon: Poop! Did someone say poop? Mrehehehehehe
Mark: Farjbon, you got some olean for me?
RtR: "Who ever else works here"? Well its nice to see Hasno and I get the recognition we so richly (?) deserve.
Farjubon: Did someone say rich? Here's my special stash of olean!
MADGRAD: Yeah, I love EWJ. Too bad the sequel is only coming out on the N-64. Hmmm...I need $129.95. Looks like I'll have to start doing "odd-jobs" for Mario again. Ah, it'll be good to be back in the wetwork division...
The best platformer? Well that would have to be, without a doubt, Gunstar Heroes for the Genesis, by Treasure. I'm sure everyone agrees.
-VJ, UGPO
BMS: I never have really had much playtime on a Genesis, I'm a formal soldier in the System Wars for Nintendo. I have to go to my meeting now with my fellow former hardcore system warriors.
Mark: VJ, you're queer. Hahahahahaha, I have the last laugh.
RtR: I know what u mean VJ, Gunstar Heroes is till my favorite platforming shooter. Here's to Treasure making a sequel, or reasonable facsimile, on the Dreamcast (drool).
MADGRAD-Suave: BMS you bitch! I'm gonna smack your ass off this stage!
CROWD: Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
Jerry Springer: On tonite's show, its the SYSTEM WARS! Get yer ass out there Steve!
Hey Guys,
How do I get to the chat room on your site?
-NJ207
BMS: First you must find the sacred cheese and vanquish the evil end boss that stole all of the women...
Mark: Or click on the link that says "chat"
MADGRAD-Suave: I'm only-a gonna tell you this a once more you ^%^## mook. Go to the content bar and click on the *$&#*# link that says chat. You got dat you ^%^#&# retard? Heh? You think I'm funny? Am I a clown? Heh? I'm a gonna come over there wit my-a bat you fat &%^##*@.
HOHO!! So you gave my cow away to Isca eh? Well, using my mighty cloning techniques I have cloned a monkey for us the Alphabetical Gamers Legion, it is now named Gamer Monkey XXX. Hahhahahaha!!! Give us our cow or the Gamer Monkey XXX will be unleashed upon you fools, he has all video game character counter maneuver attacks, he has all knowledge of every web site of the net, he can become anyone at any time, he has all of the normal monkey maneuvers plus more, and he can make bombs better than MacGuiver. Prepare to die!!!!!
-An angry Gamer X
BMS: Well our monkey can make a working helicopter out of toothpicks, straws, and dental floss. Unlike that wuss MacGuiver our monkey uses firearms. Oh yeah, don't get us, get Isca. He has your cow.
Mark: Can't we all just get along?
RtR: Even if we cant, after canning Fanfrazio's @$$, we're prepared for anything!
Aeku & SMUG: Yoohoo!
RtR: Except that...
MADGRAD-Suave: Hey Gamer X, you a wanna piece a me? I gotta Saturday Night special with your name on it! Oh, a coward eh? I'm a coming over to your piece of %#^*@ house. You'll know its me cause I'll be driving a black El Dorado.
Aeku& SMUG: Nice suit!
MADGRAD-Suave: Thanks ladies. Hey your pretty cute. The two of you looking for a job? My boss Mario is looking for some new entertainment.....
Aeku & SMUG: TEE-HEE!
Mark: Oh my God!
RtR: Well, I guess we were prepared for that....
Hey guys,
I have a special NJ207 interview for you with MegaMan, Megaman X, and Megaman from Megaman Legends.
NJ207: So you guys are all called Megaman, right? Doesn't that get confusing?
X: Not for me, my name is really X.
NJ207: Yeah well, Legends Megaman what was your favorite moment in your new game?
ML: Seeing Roll naked!
NJ207: Hey I remember that part, isn't she your sister?
ML: Not in this game, now that I've got a deeper voice I'm the lady's man. I even got a chance to sleep with the original Megaman's sister, Roll.
Megaman: That's a lie, I slept with her just last night. We have this Crash/Coco Bandicoot relationship.
X: Hey, I have girls too you know!!!
ML: Everybody knows you and Zero are gay!!!
NJ207: How do you guys even have sex, your robots?
Megaman: We have special attachments for that.
X: I'm not gay, I'll have you know I've been with Morrigan and Felicia at the same time.
ML: Yeah right, why would Morrigan settle for Star Trek or Star Trek: Next Generation over there when she can ride on my Star Trek: Voyager.
NJ207: Woo!!! Man, mega-buster shots are flying everywhere!!! (In a heroic voice) I must stop this insanity! Time to go into Postal mode!!!
(NJ207 changes into a postal worker suit, he equips a rapid-fire rocket lancher and blows them to pieces.)
Well that takes care of that. I hope Capcom doesn't plan on sueing me.
Morrigan: Their you are Megaman!!!
NJ: Huh? I'm not Megaman.
Morrigan: Your a short guy dressed in blue with a big gun right?
NJ: Yes.
Morrigan: Close enough. Your supposed to be with me and Felicia on the Jerry Springer show so we can settle the argument we had in bed last night.
NJ: Dum-de-dum-dum-dum.
-NJ207
BMS: Jerry! Jerry! err... I mean NJ! NJ! Anybody noticed that NJ207 is the only one sending us letters. That means that he should get some sort of award. Any ideas gang?
Mark: the valued customer award? The great letter sender iner award? RtR: How about the M&ML&MX luver, heh heh?
MADGRAD-Suave: How about the "Induced Suicide In Laboratory Research Primates Award"? Yeah, that'll work.
The next letter is rated...
Miyamoto's TRUE epic storyline:
Mario and Luigi were two fat lovers until they decided they needed some
new action in the form of a hot little local princess named Zelda. They went
to work ***** pipes (instead of each other) and made a little money by
fixing all the toilets in the land. Unfortunately, they didn't make enough
cash to satisfy their plan. Then one day a cry was heard throughout all
Hyrule...the legendary Donkey Kong had sh*t once again. All the toilets in
Hyrule showed evidence of this incredible mass **** attack, half of the
population died and the Dark World was created (Gannon recieves credit where
none is due). Donkey Kong held all the plumbers at bay, allowing no one to
remedy the problem...it was massive hysteria. Mario and Luigi saw their
chance and took it! They kicked Donkey Kong's *** by jumping over his barrels
from hell and then they ***** him to death with all of their ******* might.
Then, together, they made an ugly lizard named Bowser and all of his children
clean up half the world. Still, they needed a way to seperate from the Dark
World half. They called upon Star Fox...the intergalactic fuzzball from hell.
With his super technology and powerful little ship, he split the world in half
and sent the Dark World to its own dimension. Hyrulians were happy once again
and they paid Mario and Luigi handsomely. With their newfound riches, Mario
and Luigi decided to hire a thief named Gannon to kidnap the little ho
princess from the castle. Gannon took the princess, but he found her so fine,
that he couldn't turn her over to Mario and Luigi. Instead he ****ed her over
and over again until she could not move, and threw her in a dungeon. Impa,
Zelda's nurse and secret ******* *****, ran out into the countryside to find
help! That is when she discovered Link (named that because his ***** looks
like a tiny *******). When she found him he was ************ on a chicken
while his horse looked on laughing. Impa decided that he was perfect for the
job. So she asked him to help and he said, "Only if I can **** the princess
when it's all over." Impa told him he could. The rest is history...
Isca Morinso
Winner of 6 SIBAMOTD Awards, 3 Rabid Monkey Awards, and a Barrel of Diddly
Squat
P.S. I got a demo of O.D.T. in the mail. Don't worry, the game sucks royally.
BMS: That was disturbing, you got an O.D.T. demo. Oh yeah, the letter. You are a sick b@stard. Hey who censored that?
EA: I am EA the lord of feces and censoring. I shall curse your letters to over-censorment.
Mark: This explains a whole lot. So that sword Link has in the first one, is really...?
RtR: Admit it Isca! At some point in your life, you have co-written a Japanimation film involving "alien tentacle luving".
MADGRAD-Suave: I can take no more!
RtR: NO MADGRAD NO!
::MADGRAD-Suave pulls a slienced H&K MP5 (see bio pic) out and wastes the EA man.::
MADGRAD-Suave: No one messes with my healthy dose of daily violence and profanity! You hear me you pieces of &$^@?!?
Mark: You've changes...oh God you've changed....
MADGRAD-Suave: And as for you Isca...my boss Don Mario-Suave does not condone such remarks about his "preferences". After all he is Italian. So, I bestow upon you....the KISS OF DEATH! I'll be at your house soon...oh yes...
BMS: Uh, does anyone else hear the them from " The Godfather"?
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