-Mark Masterson
Is it Phantasy Star? Phantasy Star 4? Laerma nuts are signiture to Phantasy Star.
-Isca Morinso
Winner of 6 SIBAMOTD Awards, 3 Rabid Monkey Awards, and 2 Barrels of
Diddly Squat
BMS: Hellafiknow.
EVIL-MADGRAD: YES! YES! Someone did read my trivia! Yeah! The one that I know it from is the first Phantasy Star on my old Sega Master system.*Sniff* I miss it*Sniff*. Okay, so you got it right. You will now receive another award, the "Induced Suicide In Laboratory Research Primates Award", or ISILRPA! Display it with pride. BTW, look what you did to the ANSG. Its your fault you know.
Mark: Huh? Is something going on?
RtR: Do you REALLY want to know Mark?
Hey guys, So you want to now what I did to get my new copy of Zelda? Ok I'll tell you in Part 2 of Zelda Cartidge Crisis. We join or (heroes?) in NJ207's house.
Homer Nukem: It is finished!!! (thunder crashes) My solid gold Zelda cart is complete.
NJ207: Wow!!! Hey wait a minute, where'd you get the gold to make that?
Homer N: Never you mind!!!
???: Not so fast!!!
NJ207: Oh great it's Pikachu, figures. You want are cart don't you?
Pikachu: Damn straight, I will use it's shiny glow to hypnotize Zelda fans everywhere into giving me their money.
Homer N: Back off Punkachu or I'll pump you full of lead.
Pikachu: Machamp's get'em. (For you none Poke'mon maniac's out their a Machamp is an evolved Machop Pokemon. It has four big ass arms and could easily beat the hell out of just about anybody.) These two are my bodyguards.
Homer N: NJ maybe you should handle this!!!
NJ207: Don't worry, I was expecting this. (NJ pulls out a remote control and four small shadow figures emerge.) Meet my robotic South Park Terminator dolls.
(The Machamp's charge at NJ but Cartman does a deadly flame fart one of them, killing him instantly. The other one keeps going, but NJ dodges him and he rams Kenny pulling his arms off and dislocating his ass.)
Robot Klye: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!!!
Robot Stan: You bastards!!!
To be Continued......
-NJ207
BMS: Ah, my story about getting my gold Zelda cart is interesting too. Here I go. I asked my dad to go to Wal Mart on the way to work and pick it up for me. He did. I'll I had to do besides that is rake leaves all day to pay for half of it. (and make my little bro pay the other half.) The end. Wait, my story sucks arse.
EVIL-MADGRAD: Yeah, that did suck, HARD! Ahem. It appears that I must buy myself an N-64. But first, I must check my cash reserves. Bring in my aide-de-camp!
Beer Penguin: Doobie Doobie Doo.
EVIL-MADGRAD: Hmm, it appears that the purchase of three Evil World Destroying Gems has temporarily drained my funds. But whats this? My identify spell has revealed that those do gooders at UGPO have lots of gold. I will know unleash my horde of multi colored generic slime and cute lil monsters on them. My legions, bring my the money! Go forth, and fear no cloth map!
Cute Lil monster: Yubba Dewy! Yubba Dewy!
Mark: Evil-Magrad, your pitiful scheme shall soon come to an end. For I have this strange birthmark, which proves it is my destiny to destroy your pitiful power base. Darnnit, I have to go to school first.
RtR: I too have the birthmark. Three small triangles within a triangle on the back of my right hand...Damn, I've been playing WAY too much Zelda. Which, BTW, is an interesting story. Two guys pre-purchase the game at our store back in October and INSIST, nay, DEMAND to get a gold cartridge. The day comes when THEY arrive, and after making us wait two weeks, the two come back in, tell us they DONT WANT the golden treasures any longer, have us refund their pre-purchase credit, and use it to buy Magic Knight Rayearth. Dont get me wrong, its a sweet game, but nowhere near the same league as Zelda as an action/RPG. Not to worry, my Farjubuddy left them a little suprise in their shopping bags...
Come now! Is there any doubt in your mind about what the greatest super-evil-villainous attack is? Of course it's the Stone Cold Funster, but there doesn't yet exist a system capable of pushing enough polygons to render the move-to-end-all-moves in all it's heavenly glory! So, you'll have to settle for the second greatest super-evil-villainous attack! Evil drumroll, mistro.................. Naturally, it was Sephiroth's Super Nova attack! The guy freakin' blew up the sun in a minute long summon spell just to hit you with a crappy "near fatal attack" which couldn't even kill you! Pathetic! The SCF hits the entire party for 9998 damage and sends a painful electric shock through your controller to your hands, temporarily paralyzing your fingers so you can't heal your party! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA...*hack* *cough*
-Infernal Spawn of Evil
BMS: Your attack maybe powerful but my 3 hour long Titanic attack is more powerful. It's an attack and a tragic love story all in one. First, the party is hit with a freeze ray mounted on a giant boat and they turn into an iceburg. Afterwards they are hit by the giant boat. Most of the party members won't survive and the surviving female members cry uncontrollably and the male members are bored into the "sleep" ailment. It also has an aftershock blast of the Titanic theme song which can only be blocked with ear plugs.
EVIL-MADGRAD: Man that attack was cheesy! I mean, one battle I had with him, he used that spell about three times. My question is, since the spell supposedly knocks out planets, shouldn't he only be able to use it once? I mean, you blow up the solar system when you cast the spell, and then it comes back two minutes later?!? Oh, and since the shock wave comes up from behind Seperioth, why doesn't it damage him? Crappy damn attack. Oh well. Oh what is this about the lethality of the SCF? As an evil RPG end boss, I have many attacks at my disposal, and most of them are far worse. Now I must get back, my army has reported that it has successfully taken the central eastern seaboard. Soon the planet will be mine! BWAHAHAHAH! But, what the hell will I do with my own planet? I know I'll organize 24-7 lan games, where I can play Quake 2, SIN, HalfLife, and Duke Nukem Forever all day long. If I get tired of that, I will go to my dark dungeon, where I will store developers that make games designed for graphics whores *COUGH*Psygnosis*COUGH*, and developers that delay games for no good reason*COUGH* Working Designs, Every dman Nintendo Developer*COUGH*. Ah, this promises to be fun.
Mark: Like I said before, your scheme shall soon come to an end
RtR: I still enjoy watching Meteo cast in FF2, in all its 2-d glory! BTW, Evil-Madgrad, the same goes for this spell too. I just dont see a party of five people survive dozens of meteorites dropping on their heads.
To EVIL-MADGRAD:
Thanks to Isca's cow, we are now minus Gamer #, Gamer $, and Gamer *. The
rest of the Alphabetical-Numerical-Symbolical Gamer's League (ANSG League for
short) wish to help with your crusade, meaning, we want to join forces and be
your lackeys. Yes, we have generic slimes that change color when they get
more powerful. And, I also have a nice ultra-weapon you could have, If you
let us be your evil empire. Let it be known that Isca has changed the ANSG
League to the Evil ANSG League. BWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, wait, that's your job, to
do the maniacal laughter.
-The newly evil Gamer X and the rest of the Evil ANSG League
BMS: Hey, everyone is being evil. I feel left out. (Add quasifuturistic sound effect here.)
Evil BMS: Gwahhahahahaha! The Evil Rabid Monkey Game Site.
Mark: No, don't do it Big M. NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not you too.
RtR: NOOO! That means only the SSGFF remains un-evil! Wait a minute...BIG M IS OUR LEADER TOO! OH SHEISS! I'd better tell Don Luigi. The balance of power is about to shift dramatically...
Evil Topic: Play control. Evil play control. Gwahahahahah!
Nonevil Topic: Wrestling games, do you like them?
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