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Mark Returns!!!

Mark: Hello everybody!
Everybody:..........
Ahhhh, nobody cared about me anyways. If any one happens to care, my internet service provider did some screw up that denied me the ability to access either Angelfire or Hotmail. I have been hiding in the corner, crying like a little boy, without any UGPO to write too, without anything to do! Oh well, I'm back now, nobody really cares. I missed the whole Hasno thing. Oh yeah, it's my birthday, if it means anything to you. Probably not, Madgrad hates me by the way. Oh yeah, I got my first kiss today. Women are not evile, they are goode! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yay for me, I can drive now, but there is the teency weency problem of getting a license. Have you guessed how old I am now? If you want to wish me a happy birthday, go ahead. If you want to send me a present, then that's really cool! If you don't do anything, then your just like everyone else. :)
-Mark Masterson-

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