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Well, Big M was right you know. Life is like a videogame. I will explain in the same way as Big M.

The morning starts just like a first generation PSX game, with poor load times and a weird whirring noise[my alarm goes off but I just lay there, and take 5 minutes to load up...I mean get out of bed].

It then turns into an FPS, I consume a health pack and put on armor before I leave. Then I take my first weapon, a twelve gauge.[I eat breakfast, put on my crash jacket,and grab a stapple gun].

After scouring the dungeon, I pick up herbal potions, parchment for a game save and the master key. These I put in my unlimited inventory.[I grab a twinkie, a notebook, and my key ring].

Then I enter the OPEC airship, and am transported to the evil realm of darkness[I get in the car, and am driven to my college].

Once there, I am confronted with many low level monsters. I dispatch them with a powerful spell[Undergraduates swarm me. They are dispersed by a glare and a grunt].

Once my stats increase, I am summoned by the powerful garrison commander[the departmental head calls me in]

I am given a quest to find an important item in the deep dark dungeon, and retreive it[they need stuff in the basement, and every one else is too scared to go down and get it, so I go in]

Tune in next time when I confront the Japanese love triangle, and the unbeatable boss.

Madgraduate

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