"Darling, where did you put my cufflinks?" Harry asked. "They must be around here somewhere..." Laura said. "We can't be late! Wills would never forgive me!"
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..." The minister was saying. Today was the day, Prince William finally married his princess...well, she wasn't a princess at all, she was a common person. In fact, she was American. She was called "Ashee", but her name was Ashley. She was to be crowned Princess of Wales.
"You finally got him, Ashley.",Harry said. "Yeah, I guess the deal we had ten years ago finally worked out." Ashee replied. "Did you see Ash anywhere?", Harry asked sort of eagerly. "Yeah, she was talking to Zara last I saw her."
Harry went off to look for her. He didn't find her anywhere, then all of a sudden, there she was. She was in this beautiful blue gown, with marvelous jewelry. "Hello Ash. How have you been?" "I'm ok. How's Laura?" "She's herself. You know, the one thing I regret out of life was trying to screw over one of my best friends." "I know, Harry. Let's not discuss that, it's Ashley's day." "Hey Ash, you know I love you right?" "Yeah, and I you. I must be off."
Ash went out of the room to her husband, Andrea Casiraghi of Monaco. She still remained a commoner, but she was happy. She was happier than she would've been being married to Harry, or William for that matter. She realized she didn't want that much pressure on her. As she hugged and kissed Ashley and William, she was happy that it wasn't her. Nothing against William, but she wasn't fit for a princess. She walked out with Andrea, happy and feeling she had her life fulfilled.
You're probably wondering what happened to the others right? Well, Katie and Alistair broke up a llooonnngg time ago. Katie is now the manager of a big famous group called Angel Rain. Beth remained a playa all her life, but she finally settled down in a relationship with a former Backstreet Boy. As for Ali, we've lost contact in the past few years, but I see her on TV sometimes swing dancing, which is her profession. Laura, as you may have gathered, married Prince Harry. I dunno how the hell that happened, but it did! Ashley became the apple of William's eye, finally!
Ladies and Gentleman, that's the end of my story. I hope you enjoyed it! It took me long enough to end it, but I had some inspiration (and some Mountain Dew!) that got me to do it. Love, Ash.
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