JUMPING POTATO BUGS!!! I got bored and searched for House of Spam Cakes on Google and look at what turned up: *faint* When I first saw it, I was a little po'd. Cause for one there's some pretty dumb jive on there that I wrote when I was like 15-16 years old that I'd just like to forget. But then I realized, damn this cat ain't lying. He truly does love his Spam Cakes. And at the end of the day, isn't that all that matters? I truly believe that my incessant need for my ego to be stroked The only thing that really bugs me is where some of the names are changed slightly but the rest of the content's the same so there's no record me writing the jive in the first place. I can live with that though, but I do wants to ask a favor and all to Mr Matt, the Canadian with Charisma and that's in the Java Tour part of the page when it goes into my poem if you could put the title "Crimson Prom" somewhere up in there and take out the "It's only a dream" line, and give me the credit for that I'd appreciate it. The other stuff's not so big of a deal to me, but the poem does mean a lot my little recycling bin. *huggles* If I'm not too busy at the office and all this week, I think I'm inspired to throw some more crap up on this site so look for it, folk. Thanks to any and all who still keep visiting after this site even though it probably sucks more now than it even did in it's original conception. THAT'S A LOT OF SUCK, FOLKS! This place is a shell of it's former self, once so vibrant, so strong. But now...now is a different note indeed. They say you can never go home again. How right they are, for the House of Spam Cakes will never be the same. Look around...don't expect much. But I must warn you...this is a place where, what you see is not always what you'll get. Enjoy your journey.
Anger Management Board -- It's back, yo. Go in and fuss about how your life sux. 3-1-02
Meet Kane!-meet professional wrestler, Kane and read some of my old stories where he encountered some of the most annoying celebrities of all time!
Sexual Vanilla's Love Shack- Sexual Vanilla had to go away for a while...but he's back now for this Birthday update! !!warning, not for children!! *One of the original charcters! Updated on 1-17-00*
The Hall of The Damned- Formerly the Hall of Champions. Over time, it's rotted away and decayed. Now it's a place where the dead walk and feast on the living.
????-this link does not exist. Some say it goes to Area 52, but since Area 52 does not exist...neither can this link.
Learn all about my favorite comedian, Doug E. Doug!- Learn all about my favorite comedian, Carrot Top! Now I'm playing mind games with you...*THEME CHANGE ON 4-17-99*
Willie the Truck Driver's Late Night Drunken Ramblings!-this is the official site of Willie the Truck Driver's late night drunken ramblings. Remember that. This is the real deal. *Birthday Blow OUT On 1-17-00*
My Wacky New Neighbors!-Hear my accounts of how I met my wacky new neighbors, the man's name is Riff Raff i belive..*ADDED ON 4-25-99*
Words of Wisdom- Garbage. *ADDED ON 5-2-99*
OWEN HART TRIBUTE- in honor of the late great Owen Hart. A man who will truly be missed. *Added on 5-24-99*
THE BRAND SPANKING NEW JAVA TOUR!!--now I'm not gonna lie to you. Some people (You know who you are) have pages of java, and they claim they're cool. Or more particularly "Awesome". Mine's not like that. My java tour flat out sucks. At least I'm honest about it. *ADDED ON 7-2-99*
Jabba the Hutt, SuperPimp?!-- true story of the REAL Jabba the Hutt. What George Lucas didn't want you to know.
Sammy the Suicidal Snowman-- a classic Christmas tale. *Originated on 12-13-99*
You have no business here. Why are you reading this?!
The Smart Mark -- Probably, the most freakiest thing on this site....brace yourself for...THE WRESTLING SMART!! He thinks he knows it all, and you are nothing but a mark to him. *joined 3-01-02*
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