"She looked into my eyes and said FBI. She said she loved me, she was a spy who lied. I could relate. Could you relate?"--Wyclef Jean
"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly."--Sam Keen
"Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don't think it understand."--Billy Ray Cyrus
"Do you really want to hurt me?"--Boy George
"Beans and disease to you, too."--Red Fox
"Every step you take, every vow you break, I'll be watching you."--Sting 
"I don't want no pigeons. Them be the girls who gets no love from me."--Sporty Thiefz
"Honolulu- it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother"--Ken Dodd
"The beautiful people, the beautiful people, it's all relative to the size of your steeple."--Marilyn Manson
"This is serious, we can make you delirious, you should have a healthy fear of us cause too much of us is dangerous. We're dangerous, so dangerous, my whole entire unit is dangerous."--Busta Rhymes
"Love hurts, love scars."--Nazareth
"I pity the fool."--Mr. T
"If You are Patient in One Moment of Anger,You will Avoid One Hundred Days of Sorrow."--Chinese Proverb
"Be careful of dream women. They have a tendency to become nightmares."--let's just say I got this from connections
"It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same."--Sir Philip Gibbs
"I really, really, really wanna zig a zig ah."--Spice Girls
"It's not the size of the vessel, it's the motion of the ocean."--anonymous
"Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."--Will Smith
"Anyway..."--Dr.Feelgood
"She's a very kinky girl. The kind you don't bring home to mother!"--Rick James
"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump."--Eric Cartman
"Hi, I'm Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's."--Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."--Bill Clinton
"ANYWAY..."--Dr.Feelgood
"Let's get physical, physical. I wanna get physical."--Olivia Newton John
"In a ferari, a jaguar, switching 4 lanes, with the top down screaming out money ain't a thang!"--J.D.
"People all over the world, join hands, and start a love train."--The Ojays
"Well, you're not exactly the sharpest spoon in the drawer..."--tHe EnigmA known as Jim Bob
"Hey, Hey, Hey! It's Fat Albert! And I'm gonna sing a song for you! And Bill's gonna show you a thing or two! We'll have some fun now, with me and all the gang! Learning from each other while we do our thing!"--Fat Albert
"It's finger lickin' good!"--Colonel Sanders
"A penny saved is a penny earned"--Benjamin Franklin
"Dirty money, good money, yo it's all money, money."--Wyclef Jean
"Kiss my ash."--Kane
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Won't you be mine? Please won't you be mine?"--Mr. Rodgers
"We've got to make the best of our time"--Maya Angelo "Maya Angelo said that we have got to make the best of our time."--Fiona Apple "Indians, schmindians!"--Custard's last words "Pimpin' ain't easy!"--the Godfather from the WWF "Somebody hug me!"--tHe EnigmA known as Jim Bob "I wouldn't hug you if you were the last man on earth!"--numerous females have given me this one...usually in reply to the above quote "Help me take a bite out of crime."--McGruff, the Crime Dog "That's all folks."--Porky Pig And finally... "What is all this junk?!"--newcomers to my page I hope you've been enlightened. Take this wisdom back to the house of Spam Cakes
