JERRY
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KRAMER
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GEORGE
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ELAINE
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JERRY
sein-jerry-animal.wav
Jerry: "I am not an animal!"
sein-jerry-chunky.wav
Jerry: "Oh I know the chunky that left these chunkies. Newman!"
sein-jerry-chunky.wav
Jerry: "Oh I know the chunky that left these chunkies. Newman!"
sein-jerry-doublemint.wav
Jerry: "I don't know about you but I'm getting a hankern for some doublemint gum."
sein-jerry-hellonmn.wav
Jerry: "Hello Newman."
sein-jerry-howdy.wav
Jerry: "It's howdy doody time."
sein-jerry-stench.wav
Jerry: "This is a force more powerful than you can imagine. Even superman would be helpless against this stinch."
sein-jerry-eserve.wav
Lady: "I'm sorry, we have no midsized available at the moment."
Jerry: "I don't understand. I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?"
Lady: "Yes we do. Unfortunately we ran out of cars."
Jerry: "But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation."
Lady: "I know why we have reservations."
Jerry: "I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. You know how to take the reservation, but you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation. The holding. Anybody can just take them."
sein-jerry-insure.wav
Lady: "Would you like insurance?"
Jerry: "Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing."
KRAMER
sein-kramer-assman.wav
Kramer: "I'm Kosmo Kramer, the assman."
sein-kramer-beefo.wav
Kramer: "I'm so keno on beef-o-rino, what a delicious cusieno, fit for a king and queeno. Eat up, I've got 34 more cans."
sein-kramer-braincells.wav
Kramer: "It was destroying my braincells."
sein-kramer-dangers.wav
Kramer: "I'm dangerous Jerry, I'm very very dangerous!"
sein-kramer-freak.wav
Kramer: "Will you stop it man. You're freaking me out."
sein-kramer-giddyup.wav
Kramer: "Giddyup."
sein-kramer-goodmorn.wav
Kramer: "Goodmorning(singing)."
sein-kramer-hands.wav
Kramer: "They're smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine."
sein-kramer-youw.wav
Kramer: "YEEEOOOOOWWWWWW!"
sein-kramer-imhit.wav
Kramer: "And I screamed-I'm hit!"
sein-kramer-yoyoma.wav
Kramer: "Yo-yo-ma."
sein-kramer-myboys.wav
Kramer: "My boys need a house."
sein-kramer-pigman.wav
Kramer: "I just saw a pig man. A pig man!"
sein-kramer-problems.wav
Kramer: "Cause I'm like ice buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems."
sein-kramer-proctol.wav
Kramer: "Yeah, Dr. Kosmo Kramer. Proctology."
sein-kramer-tellit.wav
Kramer: "Hadididit you just tell it."
sein-kramer-juniormint.wav
Kramer: "Who's gonna turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate it's peppermint it's delocious."
Jerry: "That's true."
Kramer: "It's very refreshing."
sein-kramer-busdvr.wav
Kramer: "Then the mugger, he comes to and he start choking me. So I'm fightin himoff with one hand and I kept drivin the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door you know with my foot you know at the next stop."
Jerry: "You kept making all the stops?"
Kramer: "Well, people kept ringin the bell."
sein-kramer-littleman.wav
Kramer: "Now what does the littlemaninside you say? See you gotta listen to the little man."
George: "My little man doesn't know."
Kramer: "The little man knows all."
George: "My little man's an idiot."
sein-kramer-thin.wav
Kramer: "You're thin, late thirties, single."
Jerry: "So are you."
Kramer: "Yeah, wel-hubeule."
GEORGE
sein-george-angrysea.wav
George: "The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."
sein-george-bbo.wav
George: "This isn't even bo. It's beyond bo-it's bbo."
sein-george-george.wav
George: "My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents."
Hot Chic: "I'm Victoria. Hi."
sein-george-idiot.wav
George: "No one is a bigger idiot than me."
sein-george-nosay.wav
George: "Hey, it's George. I got nothing to say."
sein-george-wrong.wav
George: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
sein-george-machine.wav
George: (singing)"Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep, I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be, believe it or not I'm not home."
sein-george-badboy.wav
George: "I'm the bad boy. Never been the bad boy."
Jerry: "You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend."
George: "Yes. Yes."
Jerry: "The bad fieance, the bad dinner guest, the bad creditist."
George: "OK, the point is made."
Jerry: "The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen. The bad tipper."
ELAINE
sein-elaine-dingo.wav
Elaine: "Maybee the dingo ate your baby."
Lady: "What?"
Elaine: "The dingo ate your baby."
sein-elaine-hooker.wav
Elaine: "What am I, a hooker?"
sein-elaine-good
Elaine:Because I'm Gooood.
sein-elaine-soup.wav
Elaine: "You're through with Soup Nazi. Pack it up. And no more soup for you. Next!"
The Cast's Wavs
sein-group-pretzles.wav
Kramer: "These pretzles are making me thursty."
Elaine: "These pretzel are making me thursty."
George: "These pretzels...are making me thursty!"
sein-group-tcb.wav
Jerry: "So what do you do down there all day?"
Kramer: "TCB. You know, taking care of business."
sein-group-vandelay.wav
Kramer: "What dealy industries?"
George: "VANDELAY-VANDELAY!"
Kramer: "No you're way way off."
George: "VANDELAY-VANDELAY!"
sein-je-jujyfrut.wav
Elaine: "You know, we had a really bad breakup."
Jerry: "The jujyfruits?"
Elaine: "Yeah, the Jujyfruits."
sein-jerry-latex.wav
Jerry: "I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman."
George: "Right."
Jerry: "I don't think so."
sein-jk-bananapl.wav
Jerry: "Kramer, you through a banana peal at a monkey."
Kramer: "Well he started it."
sein-nk-bigdaddy.wav
Newman: "Don't look at me."
Kramer: "I'm lookin right you big daddy."
Other Characters
sein-oc-hmmm.wav
Newman:"Hmmm that job sounds like it may be worth a year's supply of free haircuts....and a comb!"
sein-oc-mail.wav
Jerry:"Why is that?"
Newman:"Because the mail never stops. Everyday it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get out the more it comes in. Then the bar code reader breaks and PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY!"
sein-oc-smell.wav
Kramer:"You emit a foul and unpleasant odor."
Newman:"You emit a foul and unpleasant odor."
Kramer:"I loathe you."
Newman:"I loathe you!"
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