Slayers fan fics

Here I present to you some fan fics which I got off the internet.

Thing people in the slayers world would never say.

• Lina : Nah.. no thanks. I’m not hungry
• Gourry : I’m sorry guys, I can’t come with you today. NASA and Mensa just begged me to straighten up their budget.
• Amelia : The Hell do I care with the code of justice!!
• Zelgadiss : Where’s my dearest great-grandfather, Rezo? I’d like to thank him for giving me this whole new look! It rocks, man!
• Firia : Oh, Xelloss? That distinguishing, elegant, nice, kind, well mannered, cultured, pleasant, charming, irresistible, considerate, modest, demure, Mazoku?
• Sylpheil : Iie Lina,.. you can have Gourry… I'll take Zelgadiss, any time!!
• Naga : Ho…ho…ho…..ho…Merry Christmas!!
• Lina : Gourry, you’re right……I am flat chested
• Naga : I think I’ll cover up more.. It’s so indecent to go out wearing this,
• Lina : Arrrgh!!! A zit!! A Zit!!! A nasty horrible zit!!! I need OXY!!!
• Lina : You poor, poor, bandits.. never mind... Since I'm such a forgiving soul, I'll let you go without me taking one single cent!