My Thoughts...
PLEASE.....PLEASE.....remember this page is done in fun and jest...i never wish to offend anyone, so please don't take anything here personally!
THE TOP FIFTEEN SIGNS YOU ARE A PERVERT...
15. You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other pornography.
14. You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn't.
13. Sticks & Stones may break your bones, but that's an acceptable risk.
12. You read Andrea Dworkin for the pornography.
11. You call other people other than your Father, "DADDY."
10. Reading the word "spanking" makes you blush.
9. Your first, favorite scout badge was for knot tying.
8. You moved to Oregon so you could wear more raincoats.
7. Kitchen Utensils are found in your bedroom.
6. Your Mistress made you read this.
5. Tack Shops: Not just for equestrians anymore.
4. You own and use handcuffs, but aren't employed in law enforcement.
3. Your contracts involve punishments, but no money.
2. Your friends covet the bondage cross in your bedroom.
1. You're still trying to read this list.
THE BOTTOM SIX SIGNS YOU REALLY ARE A PERVERT...
Some signs that didn't make the top fifteen cut, for whatever reason that may be. LOL!
1. For you, milking doesn't require a bovine.
2. One word: Leather
3. You're a graduate student and enjoy it.
4. To you, cock rings aren't for chickens.
5. You always find yourself stopping at the pet section in the grocery store to look at collars.
6. Shopping for hardware is an erotic experience.
YOU MAY BE A SUBMISSIVE IF...
If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they are talking about politics...you may be a submissive.
If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up...and you get jealous...you may be a submissve.
If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could care less what happens on Wall Street...you may be a submissive.
If you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get an extra spanking or two during the course of a year...you may be a submissive.
If, deep in your mind, you think of tic-tac-toe as a game being played between the X's and The Story of O's...you may be a submissive.
If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "me next!"...then you may be a submissive.
If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel...you may be a submissive. (The same holds true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance)
If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders...you may be a submissive.
If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk, and leather...you may be a submissive. (or at the least, kinky in general)
If you call your personal vibrator "Sir,"...you may be a submissive.
If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees...you may be a submissive.
If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional...you may be a submissive.
If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a cute Dom...you may be a submissive.
If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood...you may be a submissive.
About Me
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My Favorite Web Sites
Mplayer...My favorite chat site!
Kinkycards...Wooo Hoooo! send me some...would ya?
lil gem's page....what a sweetheart...i owe you much, sis!
Subnation...a great BDSM site!