The Great Lettuces' Temple

Prayers (repeat each 102 times)

Lettuce Holy Sites

A Great Lettuce Shrine
Another Great Lettuce Shrine
Cool Stuff about Lettuce

Welcome to the Holy Temple of our god the Great Lettuce. The Great Lettuce reides in the great Salad Spinner in the sky. When it rains, that is simply the Great Lettuce being washed. We all must strive to achieve Lettuceness. We shall be reborn and reborn until we achieve this. We will progress through lives first as people, then rabbits and other lettuce eating animals, then be lettuces ourselves, and, then, finally we shall join the Great Lettuce in the Great Salad Spinner in the sky. If you feel your faith wandering, visit one of the Higher Priestesses sites as listed above. Please not, I did not discover this religion, only the Higher Priestesses were amogn the discoverers.

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