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Movies I Will Someday Make

Dreams are out there. Every second, a new one is born. Every day one is accomplished. But what you will never see, is a dream die. If the dream is true of the heart, then it will live forever. This, good people, is my dream. Yes, one of these days I will make movies. I have so many ideas already. I give credit to my (cough) interesting friends, who are always doing something that no one else would think to do. They have their dreams, and from them mine was born. I will show the world their zany stunts, so all can share in my laughter. Sure, you may laugh and scoff at them now, but just you wait. These movies will change the world. (I didn't say for the better, just so no one sues me for false advertisement in the future). By the way, most of these are based on actual happenings.

Snickerdoodle Gilleff Jezzabell

A comedy about a smart yet not so bright blondie and her wacko personality. See her deal with things in, let's just say, 'unique ways'.
Rated: R due to horrifying resemblances to the Joker

Her's are Odd and Mine are Weird

An indept look at teenage girl's dreams and how they affect them. Deals with dreams that shouldn't be taken so realistically.
Rated: R due to weirdness children shouldn't be exposed to

Desperately Hate the Song

Ever had a favorite song? Ever had your love of a song reach unhealthy levels? Watch this comedy about a girl's obsession with a song that eventually drives her friends insane.
Rated: R due to scary breakdown at a concert

Mortal Kombat: Girl Scouts Kick Butt A.K.A. Dooms Day Camp

It's cheery and goody-goody on the outside, but on the inside girl scouts is a twisted organization. Watch one particular group of girl scouts battle their evil, foaming-at-the-mouth, got a box of cookies stuck up my giant potutti leaders.
Rated: R due to leader's resemblances of rabid dogs

Spiderania

A zany out of this world comedy about a girl's home planet, Spiderania. Watch her meditate with her friends from Nuefron.
Rated: R due to Strange looking creatures and customs

Do Phones Swim?

A film of assorted funny stories. Based on true incidents. See a phone in the toilet, clay on the ceiling, ripped clothing, mud stories, and more.
Rated: R due to uncanny eerie likeliness between real life and the movie It

Romeo and Jillian

"Romeo, Romeo, where for out thou Romeo?" a girl asks again and again. See her crack and walk up to totall strangers looking for her Romeo.
Rated: R due to scary scenes shen she mistakes really ugly guys for Romeo.

And Then the Phone Rang
A girl is stalked over the phone by someone who keeps calling and hanging up. Will she ever know who it is?
Rated: R due to cruelness of friends convincing the girl she will be killed by the stalker.

Die Val

She thought they were her friends, but was she mistaken? Slowly, hints arise of a girl's friends' plan to kill her. First Hades for a b-day present, then Die Val on her cake.
Rated: R due to cruel and unusual ways of torture.

Attack of the Giant Easter Egg
For no reason she started picking on an innocent group of girls, this misshaped lady they called the "easter egg". They must find a place to hide now, before its too late.
Rated: R due to scary scene when the egg sits and watches them.

Revenge is Sweet

Fed up with lies of people liking her, a girl takes justice into her own hands, punishing people for giving her false hopes with thier dishonesty.
Rated: R due to freaky, violent acts of revenge.

Ditz World

Welcome to a land where Marryland became a state in the 1900's, candy dries up organs, and some guy named Charles doubts his friends.
Rated: R due to freakin Indian tribes in the ocean.

To T-P or Not to T-P

A fearless group of girls set out to prank people, but don't do it quite right. At their crime scenes they ponder "Do we jam the forks in the ground or just lay them down?", and "Do we spread the toliet paper around or just throw it in rolls on top of houses?
Rated: R due to destruction of twinkies jammed into mailboxes.

Cowabunga Chunk Butt

They've got style. The've got attitude. They've got ti-kwon-doe training. Even worse, they've got PMS. Don't mess with these girls at this time of the month, or it's Cowabunga, Chunk Butt.
Rated: R due to cranky and whiny attitudes.

The Middle Child

There are many situations that turn people into psycho maniacs. The death of someone close, a traumatic experience, losing everything they have. But the number one cause is, of course, middle child syndrome. Don't get to close or they'll bite with their crooked teeth.
Rated: R due to the annoying, repeated shouting of "Middle Child!"

Don't Stand By Me

They would always talk to people about their problems, except to him. They couldn't help it, they just couldn't deal with his problem, excessive gas. The smell was just too raunchy. While they told others "I'll stand by you," they had to tell him "Don't stand by me."
Rated: R due to the new movie gadget, smell-a-vision.

Pieces of Prehystoric Poop

She'd thought she had it all. The dinosaur fossils she found would make her a millionaire. Then came a nightmare. The fossils were analyzed and were found to be dino dudu. Her dreams were taken, leaving her pieces of prehystoric poop.
Rate: R due to disgusting handling of ancient sewage.

Bite Me, Birdie

He may be small. He may be green. But he's got attitude, and he's bad to the beak. Watch out world, cause this birdie's gonna rule the land, one bite at a time.
Rated: R due to horrifyingly sharp beak and blood gushing wounds.

McDonald Maniacs

With no life, three girls suddenly snap, and harass McDonalds. The joy of driving off without paying. The thrill of punching Ronald in the nose. And most of all, the fun of scaring customers by standing in the dorrways with french fries up thier noses, milkshakes in their hair, and using hamburgers as shoes.
Rated: R due to their fun backfiring when birds swoop out of the sky to pick the fries out of their noses.

Swimmers On Grease

They swim untill they ache. They listen to their coach untill they want to kill her. Enough's enough. Now their going to do what they want, starting with eating fast food soaking with grease in front of their coach, and ending with their takeover of the team.
Rated: R due to disgusting amounts of grease dripping from food.

Rambo Jillian A.K.A. Be Buff or Be Babe

With crossbow in hand, she takes aim, glares, and fires. She's Rambo in heels, here to take you out. Better watch out for this Mamma.
Rated: R due to frequent and scary personality changes.

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