Ever been with friends to a fair,
Laughing, joking, without a care?
The time I went I had with me,
A silly Jelly-Bean who had to pee.
The night had been going well,
With lots of stories to tell.
But it's right at the end,
That this story begins.
We were all ready to leave,
Sarah, Stephanie and me.
And of course Jillian too,
But she made a big boo-boo.
She had to go oh-so-bad,
The sight she made was oh-so-sad.
To the car we went, all seemed fine,
Till Jillian got that crazy gleam in her eye.
A car was coming, rather fast I admit,
But it was still far off, no way it could hit.
Jillian got scared, ran across the street,
Pushing poor Sarah, with me at her feet.
Yes, I ran, but anyone else would too,
When someone goes crazy, what else do you do?
Soon we realized, the false danger was over,
And continued on our way, over the clover.
Not far did we make it, before once again,
Jillian went and just lost her head.
She stepped in a hole, and down she went,
Her arms and legs flying, her knees and head bent.
We started to laugh, with no way to be stopped,
She had made such a sight when she suddenly dropped.
Up she got, this time walking more alert,
And we all kept giggling until our sides hurt.
But don't forget while this was going on,
Jillian still needed a trip to the john.
To the end of words, to really express,
Jillian would often add the suffix 'ness'.
This time, though, she should have thought twice,
Cause what she shouted didn't sound nice.
She held her stomach, and yelled in distress,
So clear and so loud, "Oh my pee-ness!"
We all turned around, face filled with shock,
And asked "Did you really just say what I thought?
It took quite a while, for Jillian to understand,
That what she said pertained to a man.
But there was no way to take it back,
Despite her shouts of "I didn't mean that!"
We suddenly realized people were beginning to stare,
So we ran to the car, and sped away from the fair.
