The day that I got thrown in jail
was the most embarassing day.
I was so horrified and I wanted to get away.
I was at Wal-Mart like many times before.
When all of a sudden I burst through the door.
I should have become a nun for what happened to me was not very fun.
I was entering the store when what did I shout?
“I’ve got to get me a gun” and I ran all about.
Everyone stared
And some were scared.
No one was prepared.
I rushed to the toys where what did I buy?
A beautiful new gun that could shoot the sky.
Everyone realized that I was not buying a gun,
I was just wanting to have fun.
When I was at the CD department
I made my way to the computer compartment
To look at all the pretty games.
Josh saw a deer game and said he liked to hunt.
Stupid me, I did another stunt.
I got really sad that he liked to kill deer
I would have rather he drink beer.
I was a little sad, just a tad.
What did I say, you ask.
Oh, I wish I could have worn a mask.
For the thing that I said I could have been dead.
“I like to kill real people better,” I declared.
And as the people scattered, I thought, “Merde!”
They saw me with a gun,
They heard what I said.
When the police arrived, they thought I was Kazinski, Ted.
So now here I sit, in this little ol’ cell,
With everyone thinking my mind is not well.
Why can’t they see I was just being me,
Like Norman Bates, I wouldn’t harm a flee.
But I’ll get out, yes, I have a plan,
That involves a little furry red man.
His name is Elmo, and he can slip through the bars,
He’ll get me the keys, and we’ll fly home to Mars!
So they all may have thought they had me locked away,
But Elmo Monster loves me, and he’ll save the day!
