All right, you gotta clap your hands for this one. Come on, let me here ya! It's simple, four beats to a measure, down beats on 1 & 3. Let's here the sound effects guy in the back. You know, do that rapping thing. Here we go!
Once upon a time, there was a party goin' on,
But the talk had got dull, and the night was gettin' long.
Everyone was bored, but then suddenly surprised,
For the blonde had a thought, and the light shone in her eyes.
She raised her voice up high and had everyone gather 'round,
They all loved her idea, and soon a plan was going down.
They got a lot of toliet paper, and took it outside,
They stuffed it in the car, and then took it for a ride.
Stopping at a house, they scrambled to the trees,
The toliet paper decorated all the branches and the leaves.
The job was going well, when their faces filled with fright,
They heard another car on this lonely vacant night.
Fearing for their safety, or maybe just the fine,
They ran for the car in a scattered frenzied line.
Well the doors all shut, and the driver let out a sigh,
She let up off the brake and then got her speed up high.
What none of them realized, that in the bushes by the road,
One of them still T-P'd, just as happy as a toad.
She looked up for her friends, but what did she find?
They had all taken off and left her alone and behind.
She heard the car a' comin', and quickly moved her feet,
But in her haste she tripped and lay there in the street.
Standing herself up, she ran after all her friends,
She jogged beside the car, screaming "Let me in!"
The driver heard her yelling, and realized her mistake,
She turned into a driveway, and quickly hit the brake.
The girl jumped in the car, they all were mighty crammed,
And they pointed the car home, with the accelorator jammed.
