Pick Up Lines

• "Be unique. Be different. Say yes....." -AJ
  
• "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?" -Brian
  
• "Nice legs.....what time do they open?" -AJ
  
• "Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor." -Kevin
  
• "My name is Nick. Remember that. You'll be screaming it later." -Nick
  
• "I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me." -Brian
  
• "Pardon me miss. I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?" -Brian
  
• "I know Milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?" -Nick
  
• "You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?" -AJ
  
• "If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public." -Nick
  
• "I noticed you noticing me. I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too." -Brian
  
• "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package -Kevin
  
• "I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right." -Howie
  
• "I think I can die happy now.....cause I've seen a piece of heaven." -Nick
  
• "Baby, I'm an American Express lover. You shouldn't go home without me." -AJ
  
• "My name is "Milk". I'll do your body good." -Nick
  
• "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams." -Nick
  
• "Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes." -Brian
  
• "Hello. I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart." -AJ
  
• "Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers." -Howie
  
• "I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?" -Nick
  
• "Is that Windex, or can I see myself inside your pants?" -AJ
  
• "There must be something wrong with my eyes cause I can't take them off you." -Brian
  
• "Help the homeless. Take me home with you!" -Nick
  
• "I hope you know CPR cause baby, you take my breath away! -Howie
  
• "If I told you, you had a nice body. Would you hold it against me?" -Nick
  
• "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?" -Howie
  
• "I'm a bird watcher, and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Trasher. Have you seen one?" -Brian
  
• "Ilost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room." -Brian
  
• "If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together." -Nick
  
• "Let me check the tag on your shirt. I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven". -Brian
  
• "Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up." -Kevin
  
• "The only place I want to go is south of the border." -AJ
  
• "Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here." -Brian