Questionable Quotes
An anonymous person left these quotes in the message board sometime ago claiming that they are AJ's. If you start reading them though, it's obvious that he could not have said some of these stuff. I decided to post them anyway because most of them are really funny.
- "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. YES is the answer."
- "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
- Get thee down. Be thou funky."
- "I'm not wearing any underwear.....Film at 11."
- "I'm not cheap, but I'm on special this week."
- "Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself."
- "You know, the world does not revolve around me, but everyone else seems to think so."
- "If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."
- "Budget: a method for going broke methodically."
- "Xerox does it again and again and again and ....."
- "How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?"
- "How's my driving? http://www.BYTE-ME.com"
- "Pity the poor egg. It only gets laid once."
- "Assassins do it from behind."
- "Love is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination to increase the population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
- "HELP WANTED: many positions available"
- "Chastity is curable.....if detected early."
- "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
- Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence."
- "I have never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."
- "Why is it that when we bounce a check, the bank charges us more of what they already know we don't have any of?"
- "I have heard it all. I have seen it all. I have done it all. I just don't remember it all."
- "WANTED: meaningful overnight relationship"
- "My girlfriend said I never listen to her.....at least that's what I think she said."
- "If you do not believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut."
- "Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park."
- "I plead contemporary insanity."
- "A hard-on does not count as personal growth."
- "I'm just working here until a fast-food job opens up."