Backstreet For President!

Hey

I found this on a kickin site (Frick Chicks we salute you!! All hail Frick Chicks!!) I altered it a bit and decided to share it wit ya. My opinions in italics. Enjoy!

1)My question is, what the heck is up w/ everyone saying they are gonna run for president? *scary thought* What if the Backstreet Boys were in charge of the country? Dude, people were stupid enough to elect Bill Clintion, they could surely be stupid enough to elect a BSB. So, uh...what would the world be like with them in charge???

BSB For Prezident????

*Orlando would be the official capital.
*Forget the eagle. Tyke is our National symbol.
*Keeping your natural hair color would be a crime.
*N SYNC music would forbidden!! *Thank God*
*Crack would be legalized.*hey AJ...*
*All dogs would have to be small and ugly.
*Ronald McDonald would have to be Vice-Prez.
*No one is allowed to be awake before noon.
*Proper English would be out of the question.
*Nsync fans automatically thrown in jail...and considered traitors.
*Bad hair days would be a good thing.
*Horseback riding in NYC would be as common as taxi's.
*People who live in Kentucky MUST like blue. Or else.
*No education past 7th grade (can't have the rest of the country ahead of Nick, now, can we?)
*NSYNC merchandice will be labeled as an illegal drug.
*Pigtails, plastic surgery, and pink are outlawed. *praised be*
*Leopard print would ALWAYS be in style.
*Hushpuppies and Big Mac's would be the cornerstones of every meal.
*Those not keeping the Backstreet Pride alive will suffer serious punishment...

And....of course...we HAVE to add our own!

*Leighanne would be the Official Whitehouse Intern.
*Ebonics would be declared the official language.
*The anthem would be "Larger Than Life"
*Any chick that is showing less than 2/3 of her body would be considered an outlaw. (If you haven't been to a concert..you wouldn't understand)
*Who needs state borders? Nick could re-draw them into comic strip characters! (Hey...then Indiana wouldn't look like a boot...and New York would be a separate country.)
*Teenieboppers would face the death sentence.
*Winking 24 times per millisecond would be considered "normal".
*Any blonde with curly hair Nick would put in jail. (Natural or not.)
*If you ever sign your name Carter, Littrell, Dorough, Richardson, or McLean...prepare to face the consequences.
*At noon everything stops for pelvic thrusts (Thanks Brandi!)
*Lou Pearlman would be immediatly deported. (Goooo Brandi!) Hehe....

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