^It's just like voting for the BSB on TRL...only you're voting for us in a website fight...^
Dear Transcon:
Hey! This is N SYNC! You remember us, don't you? The ones you manufactured. Anyway, we were wondering, are we supposed to sue Lou Pearlman too? I mean we're supposed to do what the BSB does, right? I mean, if they jump around in little white fluffy bunny suits and sing "I'm A Little Teapot", you told us we had to do that. (We did. You never mentioned they HADN'T done that and you were using it as a fake example.)
But we're really confused! Even Justin said this morning "I be da bomb, aight? Ain't that who I be? I be forgettin....". And poor Lance, he was so distrought that he forgot his blush and looks like an even paler freak than he is. Even Joey refuses to try to jump off of buildings in an attempt to fly like Superman.
If we can't be wannabe's, we can't be anyone. I mean, the Backstreet fans say they're original (yeaaah) and what do we got? We don't even have half the flow we never had in the first place. Help.
N'Trouble and N'Need,
N Stink
OOOPPPS, N SYNC.