Jokes????

These are random jokes or thoughts by Shelly. At least I think they are by Shelly, I could be wrong. I had nothing better to do so I agreed to post this for her. My comments if any are after this *Glo*

WAIT WAIT......BEFORE SHELLY GETS HER LIST I HAVE A RANDOM THOUGHT.

MY THOUGHTS AND COMMENTS.

Did anyone see the Bitchy Queers "Rolling stone" cover? Well I saw it again in a humor site and I noticed something I haven't noticed before. If You look on the left she is holding a purple telletubby(eww)but if you also look closely she is also pointing a finger at herself (ROTFLMGDAO)In case you didn't know Purple is a national gay pride color, and she is pointing at herself when she is holding the purple telletubby.

All I can say is HUMMMM???
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!

Random Thoughts

• What award did the Moffats win on the Much Music Awards this year? The Most Likely To Never Succeed, it's a ew award.
• What company does Brian's dad work for? Uh...sum Kompanie down yonder in Kentucky?
• What boy band member sleeps with his socks on? Lemme guess--WHOEVER HAS COLD TOES?
• Which BsB smokes? *coughajcough*
• What cologne does Joey Fatone wear? It's not the colone thats his natural stench
• Who won best international group this year? ummm....
• What award did Nsync present at the American Music Awards this year? Sorry, I must've been puking at that point.
• What's BsB's first commercially recorded song? Sad thing is...I not only know this but have the song in its entirity downloaded...Nick's like 12 and hittin all these notes I thought only Hanson could...it's sad. Very very sad.
• What boyband member will be in a movie with Kathie Lee Gifford? Whoever it is, I pity whoever goes to see it.
• What is the name of Lance Bass' first song? he did the first version of Shania Twain's hit "Man I feel like a Women"
• What 5ive member is nicknamed GUNGI and is teased for being lazy?Rich, Scott? How the hell should I know?
• Where were the Moffat triplets born? I'm convinced they weren't born, they were hatched.
• Who is considered to be the photographer of the BsB? uhh, I'm gunna go with whoever is holding the camera.
• Who is the oldest Moffat triplet? Who actually CARES?!!?!?!
• Which Moffat kicks and talks in their sleep? uhh.....don't NEED to know!
• What is Chris' shoe size? 290 who gives a ......
• What's Lance's lucky number? Ask me if I care.
• Which boy band member used to shovel sheep dung?
• Justin Timberlake is afraid of spiders, snakes, and what else?Me and mirrors*evil grin*
• Which BsB is a lefty? I think kev, but then again its whoever writes with thier left hand.
• Which boy band member had a speech problem as a kid? First thought would be Kevin..lol the dude is SO slow! But It's A.J....
• Which BsB loves the smell of CK One? Whoever wears it... I have no clue but when I get close enough to smell it i'll tell you.

Which member of Nsync failed both Algebra and Algebra II? Probably whoever made these questions, they put the # 24 twice. *Glo* my guess would be Justin!

• What's Joey's fave food? I thought he liked ALL foods (Katey, once again ladies and gentlemen!)
• Chris' sister started a band called what?
• How many years has Kevin had a gf? I don't know, I'm not his stalker
• Which boy band membe was trained in tap dancing? uh.....

More Thoughts..... She was thinking people, it's an achivement:)

• What is Nick Carter's fav cereal? I'll take... WHAT IS IT for 100 Alex.
• Nick is also a manager for another musician what's his name? that squeaky little image of himself :-)
• This hot boy band member had performed in over 25 theater productions?AJ?? I think its AJ.. aww Doopy
• Which hot boy band member got punched by a girl after his first kiss?
• How many dogs does Nick Carter have? he said 5..no 6..no 3..no 2...umm...can I phone a friend?
• What is Nick Carter's fav thing in his room? ME!! *evil laughter*
• Nick Carter dropped his what on stage once? NOT goin there!!!!! *Glo* I know I know.... it was his... his pants... yea that's it!
• Which BSB is the clumsiest of the group? chuuga chugga CHOO CHOO! Da Train
• Which hot boy band member drinks herbal tea w/lemon and honey before a show? Bri Bri... BRIAN.
• Which hot boy band member's childhood hero was Eddie Murphy? lalalalalaalalalalalalalala..sorry gotta amuse myself somehow.
• What is Joey McIntyre's fav place for breakfast? Britney Spear's house. Oh wait...that's EVERY guy's fave place for Breakfast. :-) *wink wink*
• Which hot boy band had 21 people showing up for their first concert? HAHAHAH! I'm guessin N SYNC cuz that's the I Q level of most of thier fans.