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Ok, I bought the magazine CRACKED and it has the funniest thing! Here read it! It is all fake though.
Title: Fan Websites
Many Fans of boy groups visit or put up their own web-sites that are shrines worshipping their favorite groups. We visited the official 'N Sync web-site www.nsync.com and clicked onto the interview/profile section of Chris, 'N Sync's founding member.
INTERVIEW Cracked: What advice would you give someone starting a music career?
Chris: If you have no talent, your only hope is to sell out and join a cheesy all-boy group.
Cracked: What makes you blush?
Chris: Every single time I realize I'm in 'N Sync.
Cracked: What are your personal and professional goals?
Chris: To be daring, take chances and do some work that's less commercial,like singing in a Ruffles ad.
Cracked: Do you have a pet?
Chris: Yes, an octopus named Fred. He died last year but I still keep him on top of my head.
Cracked: If you had one wish granted to you, what would it be?
Chris:I would get back something that I nno longer had. I gave it away for a few bucks and now I am afraid that I will never have it again: my self respect.
Cracked: Finish this sentence. I cannot get enough of...
Chris: Putting little ribbons and sparkly clips in my hair. Oh, and bilking allowance money from every 8 year old girl in the world.
Cracked: What do you collect?
Chris: Diapers thrown on stage by our fans.
Cracked: What will you be doing in 10 years?
Chris: You mean when I am 46? Um. working in a car wash if I can get the job.
Cracked: What do you miss the most when you are on the road?
Chris: B-Flat, G, D-sharp, E, F and pretty much all of the musical notes I sing.
Cracked: What do you do if you get a sore throat and have to perform?
Chris: Nothing. Lip-Syncing every night is real easy on the throat.
Cracked: What is you favorite holiday?
Chris: Groundhog day. In case you didn't notice by my looks, I'm 1/4 groundhog.
THE END
