Frank: Well tonight we will see N'sync vs.Eminem.
Now down to the ring.
Ref: Ok New N'sync, No haveing sex, no kissing or you will be disqualified. Lets get it on!
Eminem: Ok You 5 punks lets rumble.
Joey: Ummm before I kick your butt Slim, can I eat?
Eminem: No! And it May not can, should have finished school, fool.
*Eminem pulls out a 12" Knife and cuts off joey's head. And eats the rest of joeys chips.*
Eminem: Ok who's next.
Lance: JC, Lets get him hunny.
JC: Ok, baby doll.
Eminem: You two make me sick! Damm! Time To Die!
*Eminem takes Lances shirt and tares it off and puts it in both of thier mouths so they can't talk*
Eminem: Now you can't talk!
Lance And JC: mppmpmppmpmpmpm
Eminem: I said shut it!
*Eminem takes Lance And JC By The jaw, And rips them off and punches them in the face and they die of blood loss.*
Ref: Eminem Is The Winner!
Eminem: Wait, what about the other 2?
Ref: Justin and Chris are disqualifed, because they are having sex in the corner.
Eminem: Jeez.
*Eminem pulls out a 9mm and shoots them both*
Frank: Well as u see Eminem rules the ring.